What would you do with million dollars?

[Pekka]

After I make my first million....

... where's Pekka.. he promised he'd come back by night but I had to spend it all alone.. I can't see his Mercedes 500 series anywhere! He better not be at the Playboy Mansion again with all the bunnies like last time.. but oh I better keep my tone down, I don't want him to leave me! OH ah the pain! I'm smoking again, and I promised to my fans I wouldn't.. but he's my LIFE, I can't help it! He makes the best sex in the world too, I think I just have to share him with other hotties.. What if I paid him.. ah I need to call my bank and make the transfer.. and send him sms message.. 'hit me Pekka one more time!'.

[Pekka]

Appearing in Jay Leno..

Jay: I heard you started smoking again because of that extremely handsome and I might add the true badass beast from Finland?
Britney: Eh Heh.. Don't make me cry He heH..
Jay: I know.. I was heartbroken too after partying with him. I fell in love with him too!! Got a smoke?

[Urban Ranger]

Hey, Pekka, you're a Chieftain! How did that happen?

[Pekka]

makes confession

Jay: We all know you didn't do the nasty with Fred Durst and that it was just a publicity stunt, just like with Timberlake.. what about Pekka? Have you kept your promise?
Spears: *Shhh*

[Nubclear]

As stefu once said: The TRUE horror comes from Finland

[Flip McWho]

Hahaha

[Pekka]

Doing the pepsi commercial..

... THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WORK FOR PEPSI! YOU HEAR ME you butthole behind this camera? My man, Pekka, he likes Coke! So this is the LAST TIME!

[Nubclear]

Would the mods please ban Pekka now?

[Pekka]

And that's when you know you've gone too far

Jacko: Britney I looooove you, I'm the boyscout, you're little Tim.. Uuu Babyyyy..
Britney: *thinking: Who is this dude.. Didn't Pekka throw him out last time when he tried to be his fan?*
Jacko: ... Uuu Babyy Tie you up in my basement next to little Karl, You are my Love
Britney: Yeah what ever Jacko, I'll be going home next to my man, and if he's at the Mansion again with his best friend Hefner and the Bush administration, I'll cut my wrists.. I hope he cries for me!

[Pekka]

Tass, they never ban me.. They banned me only once after Tito1000 DL... but I'm a good boy, they have no reason to ban me!

UR, I've alwasy been Chieftain.. well once I was a settler.

[Flip McWho]

Ummmmm dude you feeling alright. Britneys marriage isn't forever no need for the withdrawal.

[Flip McWho]

tongue... shlonger... how the F do I pleasure the third? too much effort man!

Hmmm you have two hands. Thats another two you could have.

[Pekka]

Hugh has a message to Britney..

Hugh: Hey Britney! Quit hogging my main man! I'm bored of this chump next to me, he's no fun and his staredown is a joke! Plus he never makes out with the bunnies, and they miss him too! It's like 2 hours since he left, so quit hogging you nymfo!

[Bosh]

Get a Masters Degree and get a uni job with long summer vacations and low teaching load and use that to cover the bills during the year and use the $1,000,000 for nice long fun vacations (after the requistate deductions for family and charities of course).

[Pekka]

.. after few minutes..

Hugh:You're back! I was worried you didn't find our girls attractive enough for your educated taste!
Me: Yeah well.. it's cool, just that Britney bugging me..
Hugh: Want to have it taken cared of? Just say the word man.. I know people you know. Anything for you.
Me: Nah.. I don't think that's necessary, she's cool. Hey, how about last night, wasn't it a party huh?
Hugh: *look at the picture*