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  • What would you do with million dollars?

    Now don't say 2 chicks at the same time if you're really wouldn't do it. Think what you would REALLY do, ok?

    My list:

    Take a long vacation, around the world. Only deciding the next country as I'm about to leave the counry I'm in, but about few days before so I can make SOME plans.

    Buy a house from the US, something nice, not ovedoing it. Something affordable, maybe $300 000 or something like this, somewhere where the houses aren't most expensive so I get more with the money, but something with value so I can look at it as an investment too if I don't choose to move there eventually. Also car with this packet.

    Buy LOTS of booze and throw a party to my friends.

    Buy new computer, new cell phone, new stereos, new TV, new laptop, mp3 player, clothes and two new suits.

    New fridge and washing machine.

    2 chicks at the same time.

    $30 000 to charity.

    Establish a small company.

    Put the rest on savings or investing, something low risk, maybe little to high risk investing. This leaves me about half of the million, so most to saving and some investing too.
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  • #2
    Uh also I'd give 100k to my parents. 50k each and force them to have fun with it.

    I'm still undecided to what charity I'd give the money to.
    Maybe if the company starts making profit, then I could go to my pocket and give more. Something to do with sick kids though.
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    • #3
      After the usual gifts to family / friends / party / charities, I guess I'd put it on saving, so that I'll never be forced to work to survive.
      This way, I could devote my whole life to what I like, and what I feel makes me a better person (work is part of it, but I sure prefer to be sure not to fear for tomorrow's meal)
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      • #4
        I have always wanted to become a writer.

        So I'd invest the money somewhere.
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        • #5
          move to Canada; buy a house and some land; two chicks at once; grow pot (wicked hydro); invest in stable, low risk savings programs; come here and annoy everyone; two chicks at once; huge TV's, satelite, kickass PC's; build a cruise missile; two chicks at once; buy property around Slowwhand's house in Abilene, TX and turn it into a used port-O-pottie storage facility; buy lots of guns; two chicks at once; and that's all I can think of now

          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Sava, when while being a millionaire.. how about 3 chicks at the same time?

            I have two dreams (many years long): 1 make million dollars and 2 to be guest at the Playboy Mansion.

            I think I could be able to do one of these.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pekka
              Sava, when while being a millionaire.. how about 3 chicks at the same time?
              tongue... shlonger... how the F do I pleasure the third? too much effort man!
              I have two dreams (many years long): 1 make million dollars and 2 to be guest at the Playboy Mansion.
              a million? pffffft that ain't enough... dictator of the world is my dream
              I think I could be able to do one of these.
              just become a B-list celebrity and you can go to the Playboy mansion... million dollars? sorry, unless you are born into it, wealth is hard to come by... especially by legitimate means.
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                SO you get 2 chicks so you can pleasure them both? Man, you're paying for it! If it was free, then I'd try to pleasure too, but if I'm a customer..

                Making million dollars is realistic, being dictator isn't SO realistic, though it could happen. I don't want to be a dictator anyway. But you know, money comes to money so if you make million dollars, you're likely to make more.

                And I'll make the million dollars, legally. I just know it, always knew it and I can feel it. Mark my words, I will make million dollars.
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                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  SO you get 2 chicks so you can pleasure them both? Man, you're paying for it! If it was free, then I'd try to pleasure too, but if I'm a customer..
                  I'm not looking for one time whores... I want two women... steady relationships; yes that means putting up with twice the bull****, but the sex makes up for it.
                  Making million dollars is realistic, being dictator isn't SO realistic, though it could happen.
                  bah, if a dope like Bush can get close to it, I can...
                  I don't want to be a dictator anyway. But you know, money comes to money so if you make million dollars, you're likely to make more.
                  nah, you are more likely to lose it because some guy richer than you screws you out of it... that's how laisze faire capitalism works... wealth trickles up...
                  And I'll make the million dollars, legally. I just know it, always knew it and I can feel it. Mark my words, I will make million dollars.
                  you will make a million dollars... but only when inflation from massive US deficits and crony capitalism inflates the currency to the point where hundred dollar bills are found on the street like pennis.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    I would:

                    a) Use it to make sure I can get through Uni without a student loan and living comfortably though nothing extravagant.

                    b) Probably help out my friend so she could come down to uni instead of staying home to work.

                    c) save the rest. Might invest some of it. Otherwise wait till I get out of uni to really start using it.

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                    • #11
                      I would build a nuke and launch it against.....
                      Helsinki.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        Sava, when while being a millionaire.. how about 3 chicks at the same time?
                        Reminds me of a quote from Office Space...

                        Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
                        Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
                        Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
                        Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
                        Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
                        Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
                        Peter Gibbons: Good point.
                        Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?
                        Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
                        Lawrence: Well yeah.
                        Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
                        Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
                        Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
                        Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do ****.
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                        • #13
                          Asher, I watched that movie not too long ago again..

                          Tass, Nice thought.. say, that's pretty cheap nuking? Just one million dollars?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pekka
                            Tass, Nice thought.. say, that's pretty cheap nuking? Just one million dollars?
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                            • #15
                              three chicks at once

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