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  • /me sighs, activates "Greater Planar Ally" spell.

    A Balor Appears, eats animal control and commie kitties. AECCP Cats reign free.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • *girl scouts arrest Lonestar for spell casting and assaulting a municipal employee

      /me slaps Balor- send it to its room.

      /me still awaits bribe from owner....
      If you don't like reality, change it! me
      "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
      "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
      "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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      • /me Lonestar Teleports away from Handcuffs.
        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • Originally posted by GePap
          * GePap holds hand out, waiting for very very generous bribe
          /me has GePap arrested for impersonating a government employee by the cops he has on his payroll
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • dm casts curaga...
            "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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            • /me wonders what hellish magic spell the cute demon has unleashed
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • ** MrFun launches more missiles of Weapons of Mass Spam Distribution (WMSD) to the target, GePap **

                ** results in GePap being buried under a pile of cans of Spam **
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • The cops that were arresting GePap get kind of mad at being attacked with spam and start after MrFun with clubs in hand.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • wow, that is all so exciting like...

                    yet, can I get a beer?
                    Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                    I am of the Horde.

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                    • Here's your ale.
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • ** MrFun runs and jumps into the gay mafia van waiting outside, and escapes for the time being **
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • ahh thanks DinoDoc...
                          Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                          I am of the Horde.

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                          • So the Raccoon has beat a hasty retreat

                            to live to fight another day
                            Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                            I am of the Horde.

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                            • /me wonders where his Heineken pyramid is

                              /me rummages around in the storeroom

                              /me becomes lost
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                              • Would you like an Aussie Tooheys Draught beer. It is ice cold and bloody good value on a hot afternoon like today. Basically it is good Aussie river water and cane sugar, you can't go too wrong
                                Gurka 17, People of the Valley
                                I am of the Horde.

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