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  • Could this be going in some eternal circle
    Gurka 17, People of the Valley
    I am of the Horde.

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    • *cg rubs MrFun with a polecat.

      *polecat ojects and bites cg.

      *cg gets rabies and dies.

      *MrFun smells like polecat.

      *zombie cg points at MrFun and Nelson laughs. "HA ha!"
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • Why, yes, there is a new spot open in the Beer Lover's Club

        /me informs fat cat beer capitalists to blacklist PFLOB and its radical ways

        WHERE IS MY BEER!
        If you don't like reality, change it! me
        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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        • It's been liberated, comrade!
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • Originally posted by MrFun

            Yes, I'm gay.
            Uncanny. How did you know what I was going to ask?
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • Originally posted by GePap
              Why, yes, there is a new spot open in the Beer Lover's Club

              * GePap informs fat cat beer capitalists to blacklist PFLOB and its radical ways

              WHERE IS MY BEER!
              You have two choices. You can either try to get it from the Evil Capitalist Beer Lover's Club, which charges $300 for a pint of Rolling Rock and only allows a select elite to join in the 1st place (i.e. not you), OR you can go to the People's Front for the Liberation of Beer and join the queue line, which is only 3 hours to get get a warm flat beer made with wood grain alcohol, assuming there's any left by the time you make it to the front of the queue.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • Little Bro! PM me yer cell #. I'm still @work and can call.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • You should have it already.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Little Bro! PM me yer cell #. I'm still @work and can call.
                    Is Tubum too good to give you his number?
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • Originally posted by Theben


                      You have two choices. You can either try to get it from the Evil Capitalist Beer Lover's Club, which charges $300 for a pint of Rolling Rock and only allows a select elite to join in the 1st place (i.e. not you), OR you can go to the People's Front for the Liberation of Beer and join the queue line, which is only 3 hours to get get a warm flat beer made with wood grain alcohol, assuming there's any left by the time you make it to the front of the queue.
                      I'll take the Evil Capitalist Beer Lover's Club any day of the week.
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        *cg rubs MrFun with a polecat.

                        *polecat ojects and bites cg.

                        *cg gets rabies and dies.

                        *MrFun smells like polecat.

                        *zombie cg points at MrFun and Nelson laughs. "HA ha!"
                        Polecats are stupid -- throw rocks at them.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • Originally posted by Theben
                          You should have it already.
                          He can't risk making any calls for now, because he is hiding from SlowwHand's bounty hunters.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • I'm not a raccoon.
                            Haven't been here for ages....

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                            • That's nice, so does mean you're a beaver?
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • Originally posted by MrFun
                                That's nice, so does mean you're a beaver?
                                No, but he likes beavers. More than racoons, I daresay.
                                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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