Let Me Tell You About What Boann Sent Me For Christmas

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by TCO
I drank an entire bottle of tabasco. It is not so much hot in your mouth as has the feeling of being punched in the stomache. When you throw up afterwards, blood comes up.

Feh. I used to do shots of Tabasco for money when I was a waiter at ****'s Last Resort 15 years ago. You build up an immunity to it pretty quick. It was fun watching the expressions on the yuppies faces and getting paid.

The hottest thing I ever had was something down in St. Augstine. I put a small drop on the end of a toothpick and nearly died. It started off pleasantly enough, but the heat just kept building. Soon my eyes were watering, my face was flushed, and I was begging for ice cream.

Hottest hot sauce in the world is Slap My Ass and Call Me Sally: The Slap Heard Round the World. It is so hot that it cannot be used as a condiment, but it to be used as an additive to sauces. You have to sign a waver releasing them from indemnity, and it seriously warns people with heart and resperatory conditions not to use it. Regular SMACMS is a truelly wonderful habeñero sauce. I love it.

[MrFun]

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You guys are just plain nuts!!

[Theben]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Let's get this straight before we go any further.

I never claimed to be an All-American, and anyone who has never had nuts with beer, only has a passing aquaintance with drinking beer.

Of course I've had nuts with beer. I just never wasted my beer pouring the nuts into it.

Hottest hot sauce in the world is Slap My Ass and Call Me Sally: The Slap Heard Round the World. It is so hot that it cannot be used as a condiment, but it to be used as an additive to sauces.

I dunno... I saw a sauce in Arizona that measured 250,000 scotsdale (is that the right term?) units, or almost twice as hot as a habanero pepper.

[SlowwHand]

NOT hot, just used as an illustrative point.

http://www.beernuts.com/beernuts/index.jsp

[chequita guevara]

Beer nuts are something you eat while drinking beer, not put in the beer.

Theben, a habeñero has 1.5 million scovilles. The 2nd hottest sauce in the world has a half million. I can't even imagine the hottest one.

[SlowwHand]

I see. Your way is the only way. Typical commie for you.

[Japher]

I like to put nuts in my beer.

Also, sometimes I put olives in it too.

Yet, red hot peanuts? Your just asking for trouble

I guess your only allowed to put limes in your beer.

[Theben]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I see. Your way is the only way. Typical commie for you.

If you insist... far be it from me to infringe on your right to look like a jacka idio texan.

[Japher]

If it weren't for crazy ppl putting stuff into alcohol we wouldn't have all the sissy drinks to entertain you Theben...

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Japher
I guess your only allowed to put limes in your beer.

Lemons too, and if in Bavaria in summer, lemonaide.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Japher
If it weren't for crazy ppl putting stuff into alcohol we wouldn't have all the sissy drinks to entertain you Theben...

Theben only drinks real beers.

[Japher]

like wheat beer and pale ales?

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Japher
like wheat beer and pale ales?

No, that's me. Theben drinks double bocks and porters and stuff.

[Brundlefly]

I like to place my nuts in beer. Somebody hand me their pint, I'll do it now.

[Japher]

Theben drinks double bocks and porters and stuff.

So he likes chocolate in his beer... now that's strange. At least I'll eat PEAnuts with beer, I have never eaten chocolate with beer.