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  • #61
    Guess herpetology is no longer my strong suit.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #62
      In remission?
      "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

      “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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      • #63
        Zinc works well.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #64
          Someone remind me not to argue with Lord of the Mark about snakes if I ever should feel the need.
          Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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          • #65
            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
            I'm gonna have to check my notes.

            However, I think it unlikely that Notherners would refer to people by the name of a snake only found in the deep South.
            That was the whole idea - label 'em as snakes and imply that they belonged in the south.
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            • #66
              Originally posted by Sprayber
              Someone remind me not to argue with Lord of the Mark about snakes if I ever should feel the need.

              not an all round expert, but i actually saw a copperhead (the snake) on the banks of the Potomac over the summer. POTM thought it was very kewl.
              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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              • #67
                Originally posted by lord of the mark



                not an all round expert, but i actually saw a copperhead (the snake) on the banks of the Potomac over the summer. POTM thought it was very kewl.
                When I see one, it being cool isnt the first thing that pops in my head. I'm not terrified of them like my gf is, but I'm not overly fond of them.
                Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                • #68
                  You mean you don't think snakes make cuddly pets??



                  shame on you
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #69
                    The would be the point Che, the gold star is not a static symbol and has many meanings, and I should not assume which one you intend.
                    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Sprayber


                      When I see one, it being cool isnt the first thing that pops in my head. I'm not terrified of them like my gf is, but I'm not overly fond of them.
                      "Where's my .410" is usually the first thing that popped in my mind when I'd see one.
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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Sprayber


                        When I see one, it being cool isnt the first thing that pops in my head. I'm not terrified of them like my gf is, but I'm not overly fond of them.
                        POTM, aside from being a young naturalist, sometimes amazes me with her fearlessness. Not princess of the mark for nothing.
                        "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                        • #72
                          When I was a young lad of barely four, I found a semi-baby copperhead near the bayou out back of where we were living at the time, and picked it up (it had gotten a little overheated trying to cross the road), brought it into the house (with A/C running, perfect for cooling off and rebooting an 18" snake ), and said "look mommy, I found a great big worm" She freaked, called my dad at work, etc. etc. Long and short of it, I got my hide tanned, and I don't think that snake had a very good day either.

                          A lot of kids do that fearless (though occasionally brainless ) thing much better than adults.
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                          • #73
                            MTG reminds me of the rural legend of the kid putting a pocketful of baby copperheads in his pocket,thinking they were worms. Only to be bitten to death.
                            "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                            “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
                              When I was a young lad of barely four, I found a semi-baby copperhead near the bayou out back of where we were living at the time, and picked it up (it had gotten a little overheated trying to cross the road), brought it into the house (with A/C running, perfect for cooling off and rebooting an 18" snake ), and said "look mommy, I found a great big worm" She freaked, called my dad at work, etc. etc. Long and short of it, I got my hide tanned, and I don't think that snake had a very good day either.

                              A lot of kids do that fearless (though occasionally brainless ) thing much better than adults.
                              well at least POTM had the good sense not to touch it. And kept what SHE thought was a respectful distance.
                              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                              • #75
                                Well, if it had been movin' at the time, I couldn't have caught it, so I figured in that little goober brain of mine that "respectful distance" meant "your ass is mine, welcome to my collection of cool creepy crawly creek critters"

                                Good for her though - girls that don't get squeamish about stuff and get into nature usually have more common sense than boys, who just have to get in the face of things.
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