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One day, Dr. Frankenstein says to Igor, "I need two fresh bodies for my next experiment. Go down the mountain to the cemetary and dig up two fresh bodies!"
So Igor grabs a shovel and a sack and starts shambling down the mountainside. Eventually, he reaches the cemetary at the bottom, and as he's scouting around for fresh graves, he hears a tremendous CRASH!
He turns around and sees a fiery car wreck; apparently, some poor soul had crashed his car right into the mountain. As he walks to the wreck, he sees the silhouette of two people inside. "What a stroke of luck," he says to himself.
He sees the body of a man in the driver's seat; he searches his pockets, and takes out his wallet, which identifies the man as John Hill. He pockets Mr. Hill's money and throws him in his sack. A woman is in the passenger seat; her identification reads "Marcy Hill." Igor pockets her money and throws her in the sack. He starts dragging the bodies back up the mountain.
When he reaches the lab, Igor says, "I have two fresh bodies, Dr. Frankenstein!"
"Excellent! Put them on the slab!" So Igor throws them on the slab. "Now throw the lever!" So Igor throws the lever, and lightning crackles around the room. "Now put on the music!" So Igor puts on the music, and the bodies start to move.
Igor exclaims, "Dr. Frankenstein! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
So Igor grabs a shovel and a sack and starts shambling down the mountainside. Eventually, he reaches the cemetary at the bottom, and as he's scouting around for fresh graves, he hears a tremendous CRASH!
He turns around and sees a fiery car wreck; apparently, some poor soul had crashed his car right into the mountain. As he walks to the wreck, he sees the silhouette of two people inside. "What a stroke of luck," he says to himself.
He sees the body of a man in the driver's seat; he searches his pockets, and takes out his wallet, which identifies the man as John Hill. He pockets Mr. Hill's money and throws him in his sack. A woman is in the passenger seat; her identification reads "Marcy Hill." Igor pockets her money and throws her in the sack. He starts dragging the bodies back up the mountain.
When he reaches the lab, Igor says, "I have two fresh bodies, Dr. Frankenstein!"
"Excellent! Put them on the slab!" So Igor throws them on the slab. "Now throw the lever!" So Igor throws the lever, and lightning crackles around the room. "Now put on the music!" So Igor puts on the music, and the bodies start to move.
Igor exclaims, "Dr. Frankenstein! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
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