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    O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree...

    Describe your gaudily-adorned kindling display.



    My mom chose a stinker this year. Broken branch tips EVERYWHERE; ornament holes few and far between; hardly emits any smell. Damned difficult to hang any ornaments on this stupid thing 'cause I can't find anywhere to put them.

    The tree has been up and partially decorated for about 2 weeks, but she asked me to put some more crap on it. God, this is like that recent Doonesbury comic with the tree stating, "I feel totally slutty." Great, mine looks like a cheap crackwhore instead of a high-priced escort.
    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Real or fake? And for God's sake get the cat away from those wires!! We caught Samantha trying to gnaw on them one year...
        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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        • #5
          Oh, it's a fake. Can't stand real.

          And the cats don't gnaw on the wires, they gnaw on the bows and bat at the ornaments so they can gnaw on them.

          One year one of the cats jumped on the tree from the top of the stairs to get the angel, and toppled it.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #6
            Say it with me:

            "Stupid cats..."

            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #7
              The bows are apparently really fun to play with and tasty.
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              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                We had a cat climb onto a nearby chair, jump to the ledge over the fireplace, then "attack" the Christmas tree, bringing down the star and most of the ornaments. Disgusting animal; it is no longer among us.

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                • #9
                  People who don't like cats were mice in a former life.


                  Merry Christmas all.
                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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                  • #10
                    Verto has summarily executed the cat!
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #11
                      There's a special place amongst the firey pits of Hell for people who don't like cats...

                      Enough threadjacking...

                      ...PIMP YOUR CHRISTMAS TREES!!!
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Asher
                        One year one of the cats jumped on the tree from the top of the stairs to get the angel, and toppled it.
                        Knocking the angel or star off is worth 500 points - double score if you can take it down without taking the whole tree.
                        When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                        • #13
                          I bought it/ put it in the 300zx and all....

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