Things more painful than Xmas shopping on Dec. 23

[KrazyHorse]

And teeth in her vagina.

[Drogue]

She's an American right-wing columnist. Everyone 'Poly wise seems to hate her, except for Ned who agrees with her, and Ted Striker who'd "hit that"

[Dis]

I'd hit that too

[Drogue]

Then you're a braver (or less attached) man that I

[axi]

Having missed christmas shopping on Dec.23 and being given a wonderful gift, while you have nothing to give in return.

Also

Having your house fall on your head at 5:30 am the day after christmas, simply because you were too poor and too Iranian to go christmas shopping in some fancy American mall.

[DRoseDARs]

Some animals can detach their body parts at will and grow replacements...

Things more painful than X-mas shopping on Dec. 23?
Shopping at Walmart on Dec. 26. 2 minutes walking over to and picking up travel locks for my trip tomorrow...30 minutes standing inline behind 3 shopping carts'o'crap pushed 2 adults and their 4.7 children (a bun is in the oven) taking advantage of post-Christmas Offloading Our Crap'a'Thon holiday savings.

[mrmitchell]

Who is Ann Coulter?

One of the most inflammatory and ultra-partisan ******* media figures that America is forced to suffer through.

more things more painful than dec24 xmas shopping:
1. Getting that $30 DVD player at Wal-Mart after thanksgiving
2. Running a recent shooter game on my computer
3. (Thanks Drosedars ) Purchasing PtW only to find out C3C had already been released and included PtW
4. Being crushed very slowly under a 20,000 pound weight that is controlled by a mechanism that times the painful death over a twenty-four hour period
5. The unfortunate guy in this joke:

A man was traveling and needed a place to rest for the night, so he stopped at an old Chinese man's house. The Chinese man was very kind and offered him a dinner and a bed. But there was one catch--the Chinese man had a very beautiful daughter. If, he said, the traveler slept with the daughter, he would go through the three most greuling tortures possible. That was easy enough, the traveler thought.

At the table during dinner, the traveler saw the daughter and DAMN was she HOT! He had to have her, screw the old man's punishments. Later that night, he and her had a night of unreprintable lovemaking. He quietly slipped back upstairs to his room later, and was sure the old man would never know.

That morning he woke up, having difficulty breathing. As he opened his eyes he saw a huge boulder on his chest, and propped up on it was a card that read "Torture Number One: Boulder on Chest." "I can deal with that", the man thought, and pushed the rock off him to the floor.

Figuring he'd might as well get rid of it, he threw the boulder out of the window. He noticed a card glued to its bottom as he did so, that read "Torture Number Two: Boulder tied to left nut." He starts feeling a slight tugging on his manhood as the rope starts to lose its slack, and, hurriedly figuring that a fall is better than his organ being injured, quickly jumps out the window with the rock.

An assortment of sticks and rocks is placed on the ground outside the window. He reads it in awful horror.

"Torture Number Three: Right nut tied to bedpost."

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
3. (Thanks Drosedars ) Purchasing PtW only to find out C3C had already been released and included PtW

You're NOT welcome. I take no pleasure in reminding others of their pain.

[Kuciwalker]

Reaching Deity only to suddenly get a 20% pcr