Announcement

**Imran Siddiqui** · December 23, 2003, 17:41

3. Sexual intercourse with Hillary Clinton

**Bereta_Eder** · December 23, 2003, 17:41

3. **** Cheney

**Arrian** · December 23, 2003, 17:42

4. Being forced to listen to the music you most hate for a comparable amount of time.

-Arrian

**Jac de Molay** · December 23, 2003, 17:43

2. Sexual intercourse with Ann Coulter

One paper bag and a fifth of Jagermeister would probably make that experience a lot more palatable.

**Guynemer** · December 23, 2003, 17:46

Until the teeth in her vagina bit your willy off.

**Dis** · December 23, 2003, 17:49

she doesn't have a vagina

**KrazyHorse** · December 23, 2003, 17:52

I wish we were allowed DLs

The Ann Coulter one would be here in a flash.

**Guynemer** · December 23, 2003, 17:53

I wonder if "Vagina Dentata" is available as a handle.

**Imran Siddiqui** · December 23, 2003, 17:54

I'm sure it'd get restricted faster than you can say: "Ming is a bastard"

**KrazyHorse** · December 23, 2003, 17:55

I did all of my Christmas shopping yesterday in the space of 3.5 hours.

**Imran Siddiqui** · December 23, 2003, 17:57

Because of my family's religion, I only had to get Christmas gifts for my friends... haha!

**Provost Harrison** · December 23, 2003, 18:11

Who is Ann Coulter?

**KrazyHorse** · December 23, 2003, 18:12

Whiny ***** with a bad dye job.

**Bereta_Eder** · December 23, 2003, 18:13

all i know is she has an adam's apple

Things more painful than Xmas shopping on Dec. 23