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  • #31






    Hilarous!!!!!
    Haven't been here for ages....

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    • #32
      Old idea, but a funny thread. I used to have similar devices on file...
      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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      • #33
        "If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn

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        • #34


          Best thread in a long time!
          "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
          "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
          "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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          • #35
            Old idea, but a funny thread. I used to have similar devices on file...

            Same here, never knew so many never saw these.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #36
              It's funny cuz it's true.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                Unfortunately, I have located a superior model.

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                • #38
                  the model number should be different then.

                  like maxim 2000 rev. b release 1.2
                  B♭3

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                  • #39
                    Asher's big sex button is the best.

                    Talk about never leaving the house.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #40
                      YES! My bf has been playing FFIX for the past three nights and has been COMPLETELY ignoring me! any plans to do anything have to ALWAYS wait until he reaches his next level or finishes his mission. It's starting to get more than a little irritating......
                      "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                      • #41
                        wrong thread

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                        • #42
                          ffix doesn't have any levels or missions...

                          are you sure that's what he's doing?
                          B♭3

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                          • #43
                            Uh oh, devilmunchies BF is toast.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • #44
                              Where is the Blowjob button? Those remote are incomplete.

                              SPec.
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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