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Texas: the condom on the penis of progress.
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NONOnonooo, no condoms in Texas !!!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Originally posted by Agathon
Texas: the condom on the penis of progress.
Funniest post of the morning."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Glad you enjoyed it.Originally posted by Guynemer
Funniest post of the morning.
Alas, it's not original. Bob Jones, a well known NZ raconteur and Libertarian, came up with that one to describe a notorious Christian fundy MP. He was also the man who accused the NZ Prime Minister of "going round the country stirring up apathy."Only feebs vote.Comment
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Reminds me of one of my favorite Churchill quotes:
"An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, [Clement] Atlee got out."Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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I heard that Montana has what -- 500 people for its state-wide population?Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Nevada should still be a territory, along with a few other Western states.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
Back in a few.
Have to go on a little bomb-run to Sava's place. that's okay, you can bomb my state all you want... bombing me doesn't make texas any less of a third-world country. 
Agathon: Nice quote.
oh, and speaking of stupid holier than thou dopes... there was a letter in my local paper today explaining why prostitution is illegal. This dip**** says prostitution is outlawed because homosexuals are evil.
More proof that there are dopes everywhere... not just in Texas.
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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i'm not following that chain of logic.B♭3Comment
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which one?Originally posted by Q Cubed
i'm not following that chain of logic.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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What chain of logic?This dip**** says prostitution is outlawed because homosexuals are evil.Comment
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Chasing naughty prosthetics and "mistaking" billiard chalk for cocaine. The best public service the cops in Texas could perform is to lock themselves up.- "A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it still ain't a part number." - Ron Reynolds
- I went to Zanarkand, and all I got was this lousy aeon!
- "... over 10 members raised complaints about you... and jerk was one of the nicer things they called you" - MingComment
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or walk their dopey asses into oncoming trafficOriginally posted by The Templar
Chasing naughty prosthetics and "mistaking" billiard chalk for cocaine. The best public service the cops in Texas could perform is to lock themselves up.
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Thorn is so smartYou know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.
polar bears arent little.Uhhh, Thorn?
90% of Alaskans live in Anchorage.
The other 10% wander behind the little animals, so who cares?
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I don't understand why we continue to allow Texas be a stateComment
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