Texas law enforcement keeping our country safe!

[Thorn]

You know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.

[CorpusScorpius]

which part did you live in Thorn?

[mrmitchell]

which part did you live in Thorn?

Is there really a difference between "hellhole over here" and "hellhole 20 miles south" and "western hellhole"?

[Japher]

I think it's a good law. If women want to get off they should just fine a man, any man! Most of us would be happy to aleviate their itch.

[MrBaggins]

Originally posted by Japher
I think it's a good law. If women want to get off they should just fine a man, any man!

What did we do to start deserving fines?

[Dis]

I'm afraid most women would prefer their own fingers over me

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by Thorn
You know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.

Uhhh, Thorn?
90% of Alaskans live in Anchorage.
The other 10% wander behind the little animals, so who cares?

[Sprayber]

Similar stupid stuff like that happens here. A couple of years ago the police decided that people bringing small amounts of alochol into restaurants to drink with their food was endangering the public. (restaurants had never had a problem with it) So they start going under cover in the restaurants busting people celebrating aniversaries and stuff. Meanwhile half way across town you couldnt be safe in your own home because of meth dealers using your yard as a selling point. But they sure were proud of stamping out the dangerous world of dinning out..

[Dis]

you would think the restaraunts would be against that. Much of a restaurants profits comes from the overpriced glasses of wine they sell and the overpriced desserts.

[alva]

Originally posted by Dissident
I'm afraid most women would prefer their own fingers over me

If you're talking pure orgasm then yes, chances are they will, then again don't you?

[SlowwHand]

Back in a few.
Have to go on a little bomb-run to Sava's place.

[Sprayber]

Originally posted by Dissident
you would think the restaraunts would be against that. Much of a restaurants profits comes from the overpriced glasses of wine they sell and the overpriced desserts.

Thing is, this is a dry county. The required license to sell alochol is held by five people in the entire city. Any attempt to get another one or buy an existing license must be approved by the a state board of alochol.

[CorpusScorpius]

Originally posted by mrmitchell

Is there really a difference between "hellhole over here" and "hellhole 20 miles south" and "western hellhole"?

Of course there's a difference! Everyones personnel hellhole is better than someone elses

But in the case of some people.........They Have Ornery Reasons.... No?

[Q Classic]

that image scales poorly, and it's got a hellishly low framerate.

i know it's not my computer because i've got a kickass graphics card that pwnz0rs everything!!!!!!!!!! omg omg teh pwnage!!!!!!111111

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Sprayber
Thing is, this is a dry county. The required license to sell alochol is held by five people in the entire city. Any attempt to get another one or buy an existing license must be approved by the a state board of alochol.

There's your answer, then. I went to high school in a dry county, and the few who have the licenses will get the cops to do their bidding, because those few are the wealthiest, most powerful people in town and also take turns holding the spots as mayor, comptroller, council members, etc.