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  • #31
    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    Your cat is ugly.
    NO WAY HE'S THE CUTEST CAT EVAR!

    DIE CHE I WUILL THROW YOU OUT OF AHLEICTOPTER!

    aw slowww, how I will miss your intellectual banter you really need to lighten up man!
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #32

      Good to see that the long arm of the state is being used to jerk off.
      "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
      -Bokonon

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      • #33
        Its the long arm of Cleburne municipal police, misusing the unworkable SCOTUS decision that 'obsenity' is mostly a local community standard, rather than a national one. This bit may well raun afoul of the recent 'private consentual (homosexual in that case) sex is non of the states business' decision.
        Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
        Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
        "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
        From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"

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        • #34
          Go Texas!
          The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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          • #35
            That is so retarded.
            ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
            ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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            • #36


              now you guys know why I hate Texas.

              What is even more perplexing is people are proud to be from Texas.

              What's even more funny, is these Texans move to Las Vegas and have bumper stickers saying they are proud to be from Texas and that makes them superior to us other people who aren't from Texas.

              If Texas is so great, why are they living in Las Vegas?

              Face it, Las Vegas is the greatest city in the U.S. and Nevada is the greatest state in the union.

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              • #37
                Nevada should still be a territory, along with a few other Western states.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  is it just me, diss, or did the camera seem to get a bit closer in your avatar than it used to be?
                  B♭3

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                  • #39
                    Daydreaming Q Cubed ...?
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #40


                      er, about what? :innocent:
                      B♭3

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Q Cubed
                        is it just me, diss, or did the camera seem to get a bit closer in your avatar than it used to be?
                        It's actually a different set. I was getting complaints about my other avatar. This one is much better

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                        • #42
                          Re: Texas law enforcement keeping our country safe!

                          Originally posted by Sava



                          BTW, if dildos are illegal, how come Tom DeLay is still around?
                          Tom Delay is flesh & blood........might be cold blooded but fits the criteria for being a Richard

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Q Cubed
                            i didn't know dildos were controlled substances.
                            they start out as controlled substances but then things get out of hand

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by GePap
                              It was a vibrator- maybe the batteries are made with materials from muslim states.
                              the batteries are actually tiny people peddling their tiny bicycles to make it vibrate.......have you seen " Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex but where Afraid to Ask" ?

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Thorn
                                Bastards, they can shove those dildos up their ass... stupid texas police....

                                No the police will use their Night Sticks

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