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  • #16
    It was a vibrator- maybe the batteries are made with materials from muslim states.
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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    • #17
      the alkaline materials found in batteries help fund terrorism in west african states.
      B♭3

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      • #18
        parents: the anti-drug

        As we celebrate national Wipe Out Masturbation month this November, it is important to remember that the best way to reduce masturbation is to make sure kids never start. However, despite decades of effort and significant progress, during 2002, five million young people used dildos. Tragically, over six thousand try them for the first time every day. But there's another masturbation risk people don't usually think of when they hear, "hairy-palms and blindness." That threat is sex.

        The two are closely related. Research shows that youth who masturbate are fourteen times more likely to try sex as those who don't. How serious is the problem? Take a look at the figures: in 2002, nearly four million teens had sex. And for every kid who tries a vibrator for the first time, one also tries sex. The number of youth who first try masturbation or sex in the U.S. each year is greater than the population of North Dakota, South Dakota, Delaware, Rhode Island and Montana combined.




        WIPE OUT MASTURBATION NOW!
        B♭3

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        • #19
          President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2005.

          Strange project to be set by such a w*nker...
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SlowwHand
            http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/
            one should inform the Homeland Security against Slowwhand. he was just advertising an "anyone-but-bush"-site. the texan officials also won´t be very pleased about that.
            justice is might

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            • #21
              Sloww

              remember kids, using dildos funds terrorism!
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #22
                Here, Sava. JUST for your dumbass.

                [g.n.]
                Here, Sava. JUST for your dumb ass.
                [/g.n.]
                B♭3

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                • #23
                  Yeah!!
                  You know, you can shove it up your ....eugh wait, let me rephase that.
                  Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                  Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Q Cubed
                    Here, Sava. JUST for your dumbass.

                    [g.n.]
                    Here, Sava. JUST for your dumb ass.
                    [/g.n.]
                    no I think he meant it was for my dumbass...

                    my dumbass
                    Attached Files
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #25
                      Ahhh! Kill it! Evil! EVIL!
                      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                      • #26
                        It's all good. I always wondered about the positive aspects of the Ignore feature.
                        Now I'll find out.
                        Screw you, Sava; as my last message to you.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #27
                          Your cat is ugly.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #28
                            Why you so angry at Sava Slow?

                            Spec.
                            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                            • #29
                              they were comparing dildos.
                              B♭3

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                              • #30
                                Bastards, they can shove those dildos up their ass... stupid texas police....
                                "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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