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    Place your bets!

    As I'm sure you all know, the greatest battle in the history of human combat will take place this New Year's Eve when Bob Sapp takes on Akebono in Japan's K1 mixed martial arts tournament. The king of washed up football players takes on one of the most skilled yokozuna of all time. We are truly blessed to live to see a fight like this.

    Nothing can compare to this struggle of titans. Ali vs. Frazier? Those chumps wouldn't last two seconds in the ring with these behemoths. Hamilton vs. Burr? Those poncy Founding Fathers would've shat in their pantaloons if they had to fight hulks like Sapp or Akebono. Hector vs. Achilles? Those guys probably weren't even real, and, even if they were, they were probably too busy commiting pederasty to actually fight.

    No, this is the fight to end all fights and I want your opinion on the ultimate outcome. Who will it be? Place your bets; this question is too important for you to not weigh in...
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    Bob Sapp
    11.11%
    3
    Akebono
    14.81%
    4
    Draw
    0.00%
    0
    Everyone wins when fights of this caliber take place.
    14.81%
    4
    The banana will win
    59.26%
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    fat man who eats rice and pushes people out of a ring for a living vs. fat man who lifts weights and bashes peoples heads in for a living

    like thats a tuff one.

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    • #3
      is this going to be on ppv here in the US? I would love to watch it.

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      • #4
        Ban-ZAI!
        I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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        • #5
          "As I'm sure you all know, the greatest battle in the history of human combat will take place this New Year's Eve"


          You must mean greatest AFTER Ali vs. Frazier.
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          • #6
            Since this is obviously the shiznit of all arena combats and I am a lowly ignoramus for not having a clue wtf you're talking about, I'll take option #4. It makes me sad that I will never know how greatly my life will have been improved by this godly festival of fisticuffs.
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            • #7
              Banana - 3
              Everything else - 2.

              "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
              "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
              "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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              • #8
                It makes me sad that I will never know how greatly my life will have been improved by this godly festival of fisticuffs.


                As it should...

                BTW, option 5 was a hell of a lot funnier before someone changed it to yet another played-out "banana" answer.
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                • #9
                  I say Akebono.
                  Nothing can beat this huge pile of muscle and fat .

                  (I must admit I secretly prefer Musashimaru, but one can only be awed when Akebono enters the ring)
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                  • #10
                    BTW, Drake, could you pleae encode it and put it on WinMX?
                    I bet I won't be able to see the match on Eurosport
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #11
                      I say this is not the greatest battle of recent history, but a good one. THere are some folks interested in K-1, I'm happy to hear it! ALSO NO SPOILERS YOU BUTTHOLES, K-1 finals will be on Eurosport dec 18..

                      The greatest battle was when Sapp took on Nogueira on Pride rules (MMA). And lost by armbar. I'd go with Sapp on this one though. Not a skilled striker under K-1 rules especially, but he'll take this one.
                      In da butt.
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                      • #12
                        Spiffor, Eurosport shows whole lots of K-1!
                        In da butt.
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                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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                        • #13
                          I'd love to see Konishiki in K1. That man makes Akebono look small...

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                          • #14
                            Japan is a really ****ed up place, BTW. Here's some proof...

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                            • #15
                              BTW, Drake, could you pleae encode it and put it on WinMX?


                              I wouldn't have the first clue about how to do that. I'd be about as effective as the sumo wrestler on the bottom in this picture...

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