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  • #16
    Somehow the helicopter joke reminds me of Fezzie.
    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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    • #17
      Great joke. Our leaders should all have a sense of humour. (I know I would need it to have the job.)

      My personal favorite was one by President Reagan. They were doing a mike check before a speech but what he didn't know was that the microphone was live and broadcasting. He said: "Ladies and gentlemen. I am pleased to announce that congress has outlawed the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes." The Soviets, of course, were not amused.

      The title of this thread made me think of how lucky I am. I have a wife and six kids (what am I saying?! ).
      "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
      "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
      2004 Presidential Candidate
      2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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      • #18
        6 kids?
        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
        (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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