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Originally posted by Arrian
Buy beer.
Open bottle.
Drink.
Ahh.
Buy beer.
Open bottle.
Drink.
Ahh.
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AHA!
But there's one problem with that 'Buy beer.Open bottle.Drink.' - recipie.
It does not require the kitchen (and that's what makes it the favourite of many people - including me
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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Mozzarella salad...
Works best with Buffallo mozz but any will work (not the processed stuff, I mean that enormous testicle in brine).
Cut into slices about 1cm thick, and do the same with beef tomatos. Alternate the slices on a big plate. Drizzle with balsanic vinegar and XV olive oil. Sprinkle with fresh basil, ripped not chopped and a tiny bit of oregano is nice. Goes well with Chianti (my favourite red).
For some reason, its good with weed, nice tasting (if soggy) munchies."I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Oh how wrong you are. You need to go to the kitchen to get the bottle openerOriginally posted by aaglo
AHA!
But there's one problem with that 'Buy beer.Open bottle.Drink.' - recipie.
It does not require the kitchen (and that's what makes it the favourite of many people - including me )
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I have one on my key chain. And it was a gift from my auto insurance company - does that make sense?Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Oh how wrong you are. You need to go to the kitchen to get the bottle opener
"Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - GuynemerComment
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"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Yes, but the opener should say 'use only with caffeinated non-alcoholic beverages'... uh... that was quite lame...Originally posted by Stuie
I have one on my key chain. And it was a gift from my auto insurance company - does that make sense?
Well, we can do it too:
In downtown Helsinki there is a Driver's school and a morgue right next to each other. Morbid harmony is in the air...
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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Diamonds in Forest
(Starchild's quick and healthy Chinese meal)
Ingredients: Bok Choy, Chicken breast, Button Mushrooms, Soy Sauce, Garlic, Onion
1) Chop a boneless, skinless chicken breast into roughly 2.5 cm2 cubes (1 square inch).
2) Chop Bok Choy and clean mushrooms.
3) Bring a pan of water to the boil. Rice wine (saké) can be added if desired. Add chicken cubes. [there is a term for this that escapes me. Crystal Boiling?]
4) Place Bok choy in a steamer above the chicken. Allow to, well, steam.
5) In a wok, heat some oil and add garlic (chopped or pureed), onion, and additional spices if desired (ginger, chili, etc).
6) Add mushrooms to the wok and, when chicken is cooked, add it and the bok choy as well. Drizzle on soy sauce and stir.
Serve with rice or noodles. I find chicken cooked in boiling water is juicier than if you added it directly to the wok.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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Excuse me . . . . .
chicken cooked in boiling water???A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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If you cook a whole chicken, stuff it with fresh basil leaves. Mahvelous.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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You're supposed to boil the water first, then add the pasta.Originally posted by Whaleboy
I use crappy dry stuff and cook it so its only just boiling. Other people totally nuke the stuff, and I like it soft.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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*hits self*"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Everyone point and laugh at Whaleboy!
(I had to get someone after that WWN thing)Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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We have a couple of different emoticons for that, you know.Originally posted by Whaleboy
*hits self*
enjoy
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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I boil chicken when I am going to make soup out of it, never any other time. I have a recipee that requires you to boil a whole chicken... Really easy I guess, boil the chicken (takes about 2 hours), pill the meat from the bones, toss bones, add chicken broth and bring to a boil... Serve with diced onions and jalapenos... Surprisingly good, despite how blan it sounds.chicken cooked in boiling water???Comment
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