Announcement

**Adam Smith** · December 10, 2003, 01:18

India's low-tech missile defense system fails another test.

**Frozzy** · December 10, 2003, 01:23

Recent nuclear testing in India fools no one.

**Frozzy** · December 10, 2003, 01:24

Damn you Smithy, beat me to the India punch

**Imran Siddiqui** · December 10, 2003, 01:30

This is what we do to uppity Pakistanis.

**mrmitchell** · December 10, 2003, 01:48

An Indian man's attempt for the planet-eating world record fails miserably. The effort was complicated when an eager bystander told him to "dig in".

**Skanky Burns** · December 10, 2003, 03:53

I told them to wait until the pool was constructed before using the diving ladder.

**Winston** · December 10, 2003, 04:01

For Rajiv Singh, training for the 2004 Olympics Dive Competition has become increasingly difficult due to unfavourable weather conditions.

**Bereta_Eder** · December 10, 2003, 04:32

Ah shark.

**connorkimbro** · December 10, 2003, 04:33

"Man, I have GOT to find a better fetish . . ."

**orange** · December 10, 2003, 04:35

"Yeah, well you should see the OTHER guy!"

**Imran Siddiqui** · December 10, 2003, 04:35

And Raj Ghandi is ahead in the auditions for the next Wily E. Coyote.

**Combat Ingrid** · December 10, 2003, 04:42

If I passed by, I would probably tickle his feet

**Asmodean** · December 10, 2003, 05:19

Dammit this root canal is tiresome. There are roots down here...but what do I do with them??

Asmodean

**Stefu** · December 10, 2003, 05:21

In a few months he's going to bloom up to become a beautiful software coder.

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