I got robbed tonight.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Park Avenue
Men + scarves = NO!!

So not only do you speak/look/smell like a troll, but you dress like one, too?

Note the classy way a scarf complements a top coat:

[Ecthy]

Boris and Starchild posting in one thread? how gay.

[molly bloom]

Park Avenue has outdone himself in his replies with his crass rejoinder to Starchild's closet comment- way to go on the sympathy front, you lump of schmaltz- and then his comment about men and scarves reveals the haberdasher's horror that is Park Avenue, casual or smart.

Park Avenue thinks: "Hmm, I have a cold neck, it is snowing/raining/dropping hailstones the size of goose eggs, what should I wear? Well, I'll complement my fluorescent shell suit and my trainers with a stylish potato sack!"

Probably a good idea- he'd blend in with the holidaying Brummies. Especially if he accessorizes with a six pack of lager, some prawn cocktail flavour crisps (family pack size) and a girlfriend named Kelly Marie.

[Skanky Burns]

Park Avenue... with girlfriend?

[Solly]

The only scarf any man should wear is that of his football team's

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Boshko
What's the point of paying for a scraft that looks good?

What, your gf doesn't have one of those large square slik things she uses to wrap around her neck occasionally?

Originally posted by Boshko
Pretty much the only concession to aesthetics I've ever made are shaving occasionally, keeping the cute plant watered, and making sure my shot glass look cool and my posters are in good taste. And I'm damn proud of it

Aesthetics is good.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Park Avenue... with girlfriend?

Yes I realize it ws a stretch. How about a shaved sheep?

He could use the wool for his football scarf (ecch) . Although a back to front balaclava might be a better option....

[Dinner]

Ahh, never mind.