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Took the quiz...The results were off, and they couldn't find any matches for me anywhere in the world.
How sad.
How sad.
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Well, I finished the survey. I don't have any matches yet.
I also got the message saying that they will only match me up with someone who fits absolutely perfectly because they want to find a real match not just a nice dinner date.
Heck, I am not picky. I'll take the nice dinner date.'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"Comment
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True love can't be found in a carbon copy.
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Let's see, predictions.. I should be scientific love miracle.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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not gonna register and give them all my infoComment
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Originally posted by orange
God damnit...
I just spend a half hour taking their personality profile only to be told:
Well you see, you need a personality in order to pass these sorts of things.
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67% completed.. man this is long one..In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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My personality says I'm this good guy with whole lots of nice features... even I know I'm a bastard!
At first I got scared like I searched my matches and there was a picture of this old geezer.. I was like WTF, is this my match? We'll see.. uh process completed, I'm nervous...
At this time, we are not able to identify a match for you. We require that any match we provide be highly compatible with your values, beliefs and attitudes. This standard means that thousands of eHarmony users are often not matched right away.
yeah I knew it.. but this mean I'm unique and original.. I'm not interested in internet women anyway! They don't have what I'm looking for, they suck and are ugly anyway and not sexy at all and I'LL BE ALWAYS ALONE NOooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
EHarmony MY ASS!!!In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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But I didn't have that 'go away smelly man' what orange got though.. I guess I'm just a regular loser.
But it's good that I love myself *kissing nipples*.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Ha Ha Ha. This is so rich! You mean that absolutely no one from 'Poly who answered this survey got matched up? Either eHarmony is an utter scam used by spam mailers to fish for likely marks, or we are one sorry lot of losers. What do ya think guys? Maybe we need a poll for this."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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What kind of info do they ask for?Comment
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credit card numbersOriginally posted by Verto
What kind of info do they ask for?
social security number
mothers maiden name
bank account numbers
date of birth
signature sample to be sent through the mail.
tumb print.
You know vague stuff..Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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Do you really think we need a poll for this?Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Ha Ha Ha. This is so rich! You mean that absolutely no one from 'Poly who answered this survey got matched up? Either eHarmony is an utter scam used by spam mailers to fish for likely marks, or we are one sorry lot of losers. What do ya think guys? Maybe we need a poll for this.
When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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well, I expanded the search to include the entire US. I figured that should give me at least 1 result. After all, the US is a large country. Nope, nothing!
Maybe I should just stick to the old fashioned way of getting a date .... just asking girls out and getting rejected lots of times .... either that or booze!
'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"
G'Kar - from Babylon 5 episode "Z'ha'dum"Comment
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