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Easily the best month of the year.
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Yep. Best weather too.
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Yes, Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us.
When do the feats of strength start?It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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A Festivus for the rest-of-us!"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Last Xmas dissolved into a Festivus for my family, complete with the "airing of grievances."
It was actually a week before Xmas, and we were all together because my brother's family was flying down to Florida to spend Xmas with his wife's parents. My sister-in-law was behaving strangely all night. Very cold to everyone, barely acknowledging the people who gave her gifts. About 30 seconds after she walked out the door she stormed back in and yelled, "You've obviously all heard Helen's"--my mother--"side of story, now you're gonna hear mine!" At which point everyone else in the house--my parents (even my dad, enraged, futilely trying to stand while simultaneously waving his cane at her--the Festivus feat of strength!), grandparents, aunt and uncle and cousin--started yelling at her, before my grandfather escorted her from the premises.
Needless to say, I had NOT heard my mother's "side of the story." Moreover, I wasn't even aware that a story existed.
Apparently, there had been a serious falling out between my sister-in-law and the rest of the fam about 6 months prior; she had denied everyone contact with her two kids (my niece and nephew) and shouted at everyone who tried to talk to her. No one had told me this because, being in med school, "I had enough to worry about."
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EVER."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Can someone explain is 'festivus' a real word or something someone coined on the spot?
Doesn't show up in my dictionary.
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You don't know? Everyone knows and celibrates Festivus.
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Sounds latin.Comment
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Am I fvcked up if I thought the title was "I love fetus season"?meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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I think there is a holy fetus tied into Festivus somehow.Originally posted by mrmitchell
Am I fvcked up if I thought the title was "I love fetus season"?
But all Festivus memories are somewhat hazy for me.Comment
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NOBAGELNOBAGELNOBAGELNOBAGELNOBAGEL YO!To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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