I'm angry at Political Correctness!

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by VetLegion
Btw., it was a great trip and Vienna is a beautiful and very friendly city.

Really? Everytime I went to Vienna and asked for a way, when I actually got an answer I could be sure that it was either by a tourist, a Turkish person or by someone who actually lives in the province but never by a proper Viennese.

[VetLegion]

I visited the technical museum and military museum. I could spend half a year discovering Vienna but it was a one day trip.

Here is a pic of the bus.

[Nubclear]

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Rapist
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Sexual Deviant
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******
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Mentally Challenged
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Founding Fathers
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Framers
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****ing USA!
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America
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Men At Work
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People At Work
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Daddy
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Male Parent
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Mommy
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Mommy
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Bullying
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Intimidating
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Stupid
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Ignorant
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Elderly People
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Older Persons (WTF?)
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Grandma
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Mother-of-my-mother
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Grandpa
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MaleParent-of-my-Maleparent
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This food tastes nasty!
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This food is slightly overcooked
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Anti-Soviet Terrorist
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Freedom Fighter
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Anti-American Terrorist
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Terrorist

[Wernazuma III]

Oh, and btw.: my remark about the "balcanic soul" of Graz was of course no offense.

[Wernazuma III]

What bus is this?

[VetLegion]

Wernezuma actually I was surprised how diverse Vienna is. I knew there were many people form ex-Monarchy there, but I did not expect so many turks, asiates and others. It seemed almost like Amsterdam. I didn't expect it due to it's central location (ie not a port city). Just shows how little I know, it is a great city and as such has to be diverse.

Loads of funny situations as I discovered Croatian speaking people everywhere. Or me and my brother chatting on our bad german with the guard of the Heergeschihtemuseum. "How much range does that cannon have? 500 meter? nooo" museum staff was helpful.

Most of the people in the group went to the Kunst museums, but we really hit the prize with Military and Technical. I recommend

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by Wernazuma III
What bus is this?

It is a Neoplan bus. The driver told me it was only 3 years old. Had all the equipment, seatbelts, AC, good seats .... and it still burned to the ground within 15 minutes.

We just saw the lights flicker, then something smelled like burning and the driver stopped. We exited and when we turned back driver seat was on fire

And within minutes the whole bus. Firefighters arrived within 15 minutes but they could do nothing. At least it is insured so owner will get something back.

P.S. sorry for the threadjack

[Wernazuma III]

No problem .
Anyways, I go to sleep now, it's 1:50AM now. (Yes, it's time for bed for you too, Vet! )

Thanks guys, I feel better now.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by MrFun
People have the right to express offense at anything that they are sincerely offended by.


That does not mean that freedom of speech needs to be suppressed. We do not have a right to be free from being offended -- but we also have the right to express ourselves when we feel offended.

I thought I already explained this . . . . .

[SlowwHand]

How to Speak About Women and Be Politically Correct

1. She is not a Babe or a Chick - She is a Breasted American.

2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner - She is Vocally Appreciative.

3. She is not Easy - She is Horizontally Accessible.

4. She does not Tease or Flirt - She engages in Artificial Stimulation.

5. She is not Dumb - She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway.

6. She has not Been Around - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion.

7. She does not Get You Excited - She causes Temporary Blood Displacement.

8. She is not Kinky - She is a Creative Caretaker.

9. She does not have a Killer Body - She is Terminally Attactive.

10. She is not an Airhead - She is Reality Impaired.

11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy - She gets Chemically Inconvenienced.

12. She is not Horny - She is Sexually Focused.

13. She does not have Breast Implants - She is Medically Enhanced.

14. She does not Nag You - She becomes Verbally Repetitive.

15. She is not a Slut - She is Sexually Extroverted.

16. She does not have Major League Hooters - She is Pectorally Superior.

17. She is not a Two Bit Whore - She is a Low Cost Provider.

[Spiffor]

@ Sloww

5. She is not Dumb - She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway.

This one is a classic !

[SlowwHand]

Here at the Institute, we don't believe in discrimination - we believe it's our God-given right to offend, insult, and degrade EVERYBODY, regardless of race, sex, sexual preference, or disability. (And I do mean God Given Right.)



Remember, folks, it's your Constitutional Right to use words like "******" and "beaver"--that's what the First Amendment is for, isn't it? And what is it with all this "African American" and "Italian American" bull****, anyway? Isn't just "American" good enough? Anyone would think the good ol' US of A was some kind of great big melting pot.

Just remember, your biggest weapon in the fight against Political Correctness and other Tools of Satan is OVERSTATEMENT. That's right. Take every possible opportunity to ridicule the enemy, and make up bizarre claims about what they want. If a woman wants you to call her Ms Smith instead of Miss Smith, make it clear to the little darlin' that IT'S THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT! All feminists, civil rights activists and liberals want to destroy Our Way of Life! Never forget that COURTESY IS FOR COMMIES and EQUALITY IS UNAMERICAN!

Just a few of the courses on offer:

BASIC INSULTS 101

What is with these uppity cripples wanting to be called "disabled" - or worse yet, "disabled people"? They'll be wanting wheelchair ramps yet. And as for "Native Americans" - why, anyone would think they were here first. Remember, it's *your* right to decide what you'll call someone else, and if they get upset about, chant the School Mantra: "You're just being Politically Correct... You're just being Politically Correct..."
(3 credit points - *plenty* of fieldwork)

DETECTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

It's a lousy job, but someone's gotta do it... the course starts with the history of PC, tracing it from those nasty liberals using it to describe their opponent's insincere lip-service to equality, right through to the modern usage to indicate ANY OPINION TO THE LEFT OF ATILLA THE HUN!

Point out PC at any opportunity, preferably where you're not wanted (eg over on soc.women - an extension course on Baiting Feminists will fill you in on the finer points of Opening Doors for Ladies, Making Light of Rape, etc).
(3 credit points - all the field work you want)

REPETITIOUS JOKES 101

Perhaps the greatest weapon in the anti-PC repertoire. The course includes plenty of field work, including writing to the newspaper complaining about gender-inclusive language. Remember, "person" has the word "son" in it, so it should be "persibling", right? Haw haw haw! I must be the first person *ever* to think of that crack! Ha ha ha ha!
(3 credit points - a bonus 3 credit points if your name is "Chapman"
so you can claim the PC addicts would insist on calling you "Personperson".)

http://www.thelaughweb.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2

[MrFun]

The first amendment is also for flag-burning.

[self biased]

insert george carlin style rant here.

[MrFun]

So Slowwy -- get rid of your PC attitude -- how dare you express being offended by flag burning!!