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  • #31
    Whenever I'm from time to time depressed
    As a trauma wells and swells within my breast.
    I find some pride deep inside of me.
    As I fondly walk the lane of memory.

    I see Bonaparte, a mean one if ever I've seen one,
    And Nero fiddlin' thru that lovely blaze;
    Antoinette, dainty queen, with her quaint guillotine.
    Ha, ha, ha, ha
    Those were the good old days!

    I see Indians draggin'
    An empty covered wagon
    When scalping the settlers was the latest craze,
    And that glorious morn,
    Jack the Ripper was born,
    Ha, ha, ha, ha
    Those were the good old days!

    I'd sit on my rocking chair
    So peacefully rocking there,
    Counting my blessings by the score.
    The rack was in fashion,
    The plagues were my passion,
    Each day held a new joy in store!

    I see cannibals munchin' a missionary luncheon
    The years may have flown
    But the memory stays
    Like the hopes that were dashed
    When the stock market crashed
    Ha, ha, ha, ha,
    Those were the good old days!

    I'd walk a million miles or more
    For some of the gore
    Of those good old days!

    I was so contented
    When prisons were invented
    And the ones with gallows
    Set my heart ablaze I was burning with pride
    The day Bonnie met Clyde
    Ha, ha, ha,
    Those were the good old days

    I'd doze by the fireside
    Dreaming of Cyanide,
    Never a worry or a care;
    And how can one measure,
    The infinite pleasure,
    Of dreaming of the electric chair.

    And in the aisles I'd lay 'em
    With arson and with mayhem;
    It's a hammy routine but it always plays,
    And my fav'rite encore,
    Was the hundred year war,
    Ha, ha, ha, ha,
    Those were the good old days!

    I'd gladly sail the seven seas,
    For just one reprise
    Of those good old days!

    (See...musical theater can cheer anyone.)
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Verres
      Try to find someone having an even worse time and sort their life out instead. Or failing that, i would have to agree with the alcohol option.
      Thanks for that!
      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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      • #33
        civ3:conquests

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