Woman knocked unconcious by trampling shoppers

[JohnT]

Originally posted by MOBIUS


Only just figured that out!!? How long have you been on the OT?

Of course, the thing is that I truly believe 99% of what I say.

[MOBIUS]

Originally posted by JohnT


Of course, the thing is that I truly believe 99% of what I say.

Really? I'm impressed!

I thought it was 100% - so there is hope for you after all...

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat


I usually don't have that problem. People who try to cut in front of me often happen to collide with me, and due to the laws of physics, they come out a bit worse for it than I do.

And if someone (it's happened occasionally) actually tries to push me to get in front of me, they take an impromptu flying lesson.

I know, I let conservation of momentum do it's bit

[Dis]

this is just sad. Why can't we be a communist nation? That way everyone would be too poor to afford presents.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by MOBIUS
Only just figured that out!!? How long have you been on the OT?

Usually his trolls are quite pathetic (Like the "Anti-Eastern Europe" troll ) but this one was good.

And if you wish, JohnT

[The diplomat]

Originally posted by Theben


Uh... the idea of 200 40 year old overweight moms duking it out with their snot-nosed brats in tow doesn't sound that appealing...

Don't give FOX any ideas for their next reality show.

[Guynemer]

Diplomat, I find the vast majority of things that you write here to be repugnant on almost every level.

But that was the funniest thing I read all day. Cheers.

[Dis]

let this be a lesson to you gents.

For some reason western society considers mean to be shallow and women to value people over material objects. But I find just the opposite. It's always the women who are obsessed over material things and money.

Men only care about money because women do. It's advantages for us to care about money because most women dig men with lots of it. Yes many women bull**** themselves saying the prefer successful men because they are more confident- not because they have gobs of money.

Most women are shallow, materialistic wenches. there, I said it.

[JohnT]

Most women have a biological, evolutionary urge to ensure that they and their children are protected and cared for. Who do you think the average chick thinks is going to fit that bill:

1. A 24 year old kid who works night shift for $7.25/hour at the local Circle K

or

2. A 24 your old kid with a degree in something that sounds important, and pays better.

[mrmitchell]

They probably should've given her the damn DVD. A lot better pr than "we'll hold one until she regains her ability to shop."

I don't know how useful a DVD player would be if you're in a hospital bed.

[Dis]

yes but women are just as capable as men at making money. This is modern times. Women can take care of themselves. Why are they still so obsessed over rich guys and driving nice cars and wearing nice clothes?

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Dissident
yes but women are just as capable as men at making money. This is modern times. Women can take care of themselves. Why are they still so obsessed over rich guys and driving nice cars and wearing nice clothes?

Conversely, why are men so obsessed over girls who look good, dress attractively, and flirt shamelessly, an obsession that causes them to make comments like the following:

I like the endings of most movies I have seen. Of all these movies the only way to make them better would be to have an orgy scene at the end with all the attractive actors and actresses.

'Cause it's nature, that's why. And you can't deny your nature - not if you want to remain sane, that is.

[Dis]

*grumbles about the forum quote feature*

okay you got me there

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar


Usually his trolls are quite pathetic (Like the "Anti-Eastern Europe" troll ) but this one was good.

And if you wish, JohnT

Thanks - I didn't see this yesterday, but my sig will change. And I appreciate you not forcing me to have sloppy spelling in my posts.

Yeah, the E-Europe thing was kinda silly - personally, I prefer trolls that come from the heart, not some cut 'n paste job. But I was lazy and decided to throw something out to see if I'd get a reaction.

[Brundlefly]

The Christmas spirit is alive and well in Orange City