Questions Without Good Answers

[SlowwHand]

SO many smart people here.
Michael, for instance, always has an answer.
Wait a second. What have I told you about using the words always, never, all, and none ?
I told you that these words shouldn't be used, didn't I?

I've referenced this question before.
"Does this make me look fat?", has no good answer.
You just have to break down and tell them "No, the fat makes you look fat".

What are some other questions without good answers?

Like:
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

[Commie Chocobo]

"if you get scared half to death twice?"
simple, u are 1/4 dead

[Nubclear]

3/4

[Immortal Wombat]

Re: Questions Without Good Answers

Originally posted by SlowwHand
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Degrees is not an absolute measure. Use Kelvin. If it was 0K, then twice as cold would impossible.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

One of the proverbs is wrong.

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Americans throw rice? Can you not afford confetti?

[reds4ever]

Slow, in answer to your first question,

If she asks 'Do I look fat in this dress?' tell her, 'Of course you do, it's a dress, not a f@&king Magic Wand!!!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Wait a second. What have I told you about using the words always, never, all, and none ?
I told you that these words shouldn't be used, didn't I?

You mean those words should never be used?

Americans throw rice? Can you not afford confetti?

You don't throw rice? It's a good luck thing (rice, I mean).

[Thoth]

@reds4ever

You'd better have an eye on the exit if you say that.

[Gangerolf]

"If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?"

Oh that's easy. zero degrees. 0*2=0 , basic mathematics

[General Ludd]

Re: Questions Without Good Answers

Originally posted by SlowwHand

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Maybe they jsut throw ground beef.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You'll be three quarters dead.

[mrmitchell]

Re: Questions Without Good Answers

Originally posted by SlowwHand
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

0*2=0

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

"Quit while you're ahead" applies when you can win partially. "Quitters never win" applies when you can only win or lose.

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Don't think of many rooms glued together. Think of one building separated into rooms.

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Are you saying that if Americans threw chocolate, Swiss would throw hamburgers as well?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You'd be scared 3/4 to death.

[Japher]

Yea, all you smartasses have all the answers

Impossible Questions?

Why is the word abbreviation so damn long?!

How come we say that we "take a sheit" when we actually leave one? (Same for a pisss)

What can't I get through an entire post with out a spelling error?

Why are Texans so Crass?

Is Gallagar the greatest comedian of all time?

Oh, that stupid Heissenberg Uncertainty prinicple, Whats up with that?! I touch things right? So how can I only ever be halfway there?

Why do we still have commies?

These things just baffle me!

[mrmitchell]

Why is the word abbreviation so damn long?!

abbrev.

How come we say that we "take a sheit" when we actually leave one? (Same for a pisss)

It's better to say you're taking one and then leave one than to say you're leaving one to then take one. (This has already been posted before)

What can't I get through an entire post with out a spelling error?

Because you're not a smartass

Why are Texans so Crass?

Long Texan family lines often have a disorder called headup rearrus

Why do we still have commies?

Or:
Why do we still have cappies?

[JohnT]

The worst question ever:

"Are you asleep?"

[Dauphin]

Originally posted by JohnT
The worst question ever:

"Are you asleep?"

"IS someone there?" problem tops that, especially if you are creeping downstairs to check for a burglar at the time you say it.

[Japher]

This has already been posted before

Probably was me

Are you aslep, Is someone there, is any one home?

ALl good

I like it when someone calls and asks "Who is this"... Who the Fvck do you think it is!!!! You called me, jackass!