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GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the Pigeon crossed the road. We just want to know if the Pigeon is on our side of the road or not. The Pigeon is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground
here.
COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the Pigeon crossing the road.
HANZ BLIX We have reason to believe there is a Pigeon, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador) The Pigeon did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a Pigeon.
SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
DR. SEUSS Did the Pigeon cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the Pigeon crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all Pigeons will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the Pigeon crossed the road. Someone told us that the Pigeon crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
JOHN LENNON Imagine all the Pigeons crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of Pigeons to cross roads.
KARL MARX It was an historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the Pigeon did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN What's a Pigeon?
CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no Pigeons has gone before.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the Pigeon really cross the road or did the road move beneath the Pigeon?
BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT Pigeon.What do you mean by Pigeon? Could you define Pigeon, please?
COLONEL SANDERS Blast! I missed one?!
here.
COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the Pigeon crossing the road.
HANZ BLIX We have reason to believe there is a Pigeon, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador) The Pigeon did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a Pigeon.
SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
DR. SEUSS Did the Pigeon cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the Pigeon crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all Pigeons will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the Pigeon crossed the road. Someone told us that the Pigeon crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
JOHN LENNON Imagine all the Pigeons crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of Pigeons to cross roads.
KARL MARX It was an historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the Pigeon did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN What's a Pigeon?
CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no Pigeons has gone before.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the Pigeon really cross the road or did the road move beneath the Pigeon?
BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT Pigeon.What do you mean by Pigeon? Could you define Pigeon, please?
COLONEL SANDERS Blast! I missed one?!
I thought he just used **** instead of paragraph breaks.
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