IWS XXVI Too Stupid To Be a Squirrel

[Bosh]

The rules are: everyone submits an answer to each question. You receive a number of point for each question equal to the number of people who gave the answer you did (so if you were the only person to give a certain answer, you would get one point). The person with the most points wins.

PM me your answers

1. What is the best quality of squirrels?

2. What is the finest brand of beer?

3. How do people who don't like curry manage to go on living?

4. What was the best player-made Civ 2 scenario/mod?

5. If you crashed in the Andes with a planeload of (now dead) celebrities and no food who would you eat first?

6. What was the silliest war in human history?

7. What is the most heinous crime you have ever committed?

8. What does Colon provide us all with?

9. Why is Boshko's nickname at school "Jollateacher?"

10. Where does Albert Speer's (the poster) future lie?

[mrmitchell]

My answers were so stupid, anyone who gazes upon them shall certainly be stunned, their body found hours later with death of unknown causes. Certainly, Boshko will be found in a lifeless slump in front of his computer screen...a sharp coroner will catch that his brain has suffered a severe retraction, although the skull remains unharmed. It is a terrible fate that must await anyone who views such a sheer stupidity and lack of mental process as me (or my answers).

[St Leo]

Integrated

[Bosh]

2 submissions submitted!

[self biased]

boing

[Theben]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
It is a terrible fate that must await anyone who views such a sheer stupidity and lack of mental process as me (or my answers).

I have that problem with all your posts.

EDIT: and s-ali-ent.

[mrmitchell]

How much bump could a bumpchuck chuck if a bumpchuck could chuck bump?

EDIT: If Smiley doesn't change his post below this, quickly use two page-downs to ignore it. do not read it! don't!

[:) Smiley]

iws 26

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[mrmitchell]

NOOOOOOO

PM them, don't post them

QUICK CHANGE IT

[mrmitchell]

edit it out of the post by clicking "edit" button then highlighting all of it and ctrl-x (cut) then save the edit QUICKLY so that your answers dont remain

and then PM it to boshko with this link

EDIT: Phew. Nevermind

Remember boys and girls, don't post your answers! Send them instead. That's the point--to try to guess what the other posters will answer. And if you give your answers away, that kind of spoils the fun, doesn't it?

[mrmitchell]

If they make duck tape out of ducks, what do they make foghorns out of then?

[Bosh]

have entries from:

Uncle Sparky, Immortal Wombat, Smiley, loinburger, Kassiopeia, Stefu, Theben, self biased, Wernazuma III, St Leo and mrmitchell.

[Theben]

Deadline?

[self biased]

i was wondering that myself.

[Japher]

I didn't know these stupid quizes where still being ran...sent