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  • When did the last hero die?

    1969?

    aint it something how there's no more heroes? a soldier who dies for his country? nah. he's a baby killer... a police officer? nah. racist profiler and brutalizer... a scientist trying to stop world hunger? nah. he's making genetically engineered food and somehow that's evil.

    how about individuals? George Washington? No... slaver and oppurtunist. Jefferson? No, slaver and raper...

    whats the deal with that?
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

  • #2
    There are plenty of heroes that are still alive.

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    • #3
      Your analogies are disgusting.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Who died in 1969?
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          The thread title is grossly misleading. Ronald is still clinging on the last I heard.

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          • #6
            last I heard Batman and Robin were still at it.

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            • #7
              Around 30 AD?

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              • #8
                anybody larger than life and lionized by the masses is not a hero. they're invariably egomaniacs, unless they carry a ginormous sword and save the world by cleaving in two any enemies with their limit breaks, even if they have guns.

                a hero is someone like your mother, who carried you in her womb for nine months, or your father, who stuck around when nobody else would.
                B♭3

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                • #9
                  What did Ronnie ever do that was heroic?
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    He entertained millions at his fast food restaurants.
                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                    We've got both kinds

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                    • #11
                      How the hell did Ronnie ever get mentioned?

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                      • #12
                        Was I addressing you Mr. Guevara?

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                        • #13
                          my question is when did this phenomenum of cynnical anti-heroism originate?
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #14
                            AS, teenage reactionary,

                            Don't you ever get tired of making the "let's go back in time where everything was much better" point? You say there are "no more heroes", I'm looking forward to hear your perception of, say, the general view on the New York firefighters.

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                            • #15
                              maybe around 1972 when this was published, thereby exposing to everyone in the world all you had to do to be a hero, other than carry that ginormous sword.
                              B♭3

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