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  • Ouch!

    Hope no one's posted this before.



    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

  • #2
    Proof of natural selection, right there
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    • #3
      Bad timing.

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      • #4
        But plenty of enthusiasm!

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        • #5
          Bad timing!?

          I'd say bad distance judging...

          But very entertaining.

          I wonder what his toes fell like.

          Spec.
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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            • #7
              aw...

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                • #9
                  "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                  -Bokonon

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                  • #10
                    Hey, Ramo, since this is a spam thread anyway, we'll use it as a chat thread....what're you up to this afternoon?
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                    • #11
                      Work 'till 5 (which I should've been doing for the past couple hours ), then studying the rest of the night. Test tomorrow.
                      "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                      -Bokonon

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                      • #12
                        That sucks

                        I was gonna see if you wanted to go with me to try to pick up Victoria...
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                        • #13
                          The Paradox game or some chick?
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                            - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                            Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                            • #15
                              The Paradox game or some chick?
                              The game, of course.
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