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  • #46
    do yall know what it feels like knowing that the statistical facts say that you're going to get shot? just a matter of time
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Drogue
      Actually, I should be in Oxford in December, for interviews mark 2
      Been there, done that, got the degree
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Provost Harrison
        So if I ever visit the US, should I avoid Philadelphia?
        It should be avoided regardless.
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Albert Speer
          do yall know what it feels like knowing that the statistical facts say that you're going to get shot? just a matter of time
          One word Al - kevlar
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Albert Speer
            Theben:

            Desire? I'll tell you what I desire... I desire a world free of drugs and sin... no more 14 year old girls carrying little babies... no more washed up old crackheads singing songs from the Whispers... no more young boys jumping people for a few dollars on Susquehanna ave... no more boy sneaking 22's into the movie theater in Cheltenham... no more strippers and prostitutes on Frankford Ave...
            i told you before, get a gat and go vigilante on their asses. it's not a flaming sword, but you can still be an instrument of god.

            god ****ing damn thats what i ****ing desire i hate you ****ing people living in your mansions i demand something for what we got to deal with over here yall started this **** so ****ing fix it
            i don't live in a mansion, and i don't think the typical poly poster does either.
            "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
            - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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            • #51
              provost:

              great so they'll aim for my head! what fun!
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #52
                UberKrux:

                yes you do... by my standards you all live like kings.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Albert Speer
                  provost:

                  great so they'll aim for my head! what fun!
                  Well barricade yourself inside the house then!
                  Speaking of Erith:

                  "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Uber KruX
                    i don't live in a mansion, and i don't think the typical poly poster does either.
                    MtG does, apparently
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Uber KruX
                      i don't live in a mansion, and i don't think the typical poly poster does either.
                      Speak for yourself! I'd elaborate, but Jeeves is just about done cutting my coke, and there's an especially nubile high school freshman waiting in the pool house for her Daddy, some fine Bolivian toot, and a full night of bareback lovin'. Must run; ciao!
                      "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                      • #56
                        Don't sleep in too late though Rufus, the topiary team is around at 9 in the morning and they have a lot to do
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #57
                          **** you Alberts Speer, you have no ****ing clue what it feels like to ****ing walk home from ****ing school knowing that at any ****ing moment a ****ing polar bear might bite my ****ing ass off! and until you've dealt with **** like that you cant ****ing talk 'cause you're just ****ing ignorant you damn *****!

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                          • #58
                            Is anyone else beginning to envision a sitcom in which a black Republican from inner city Philadelphia is forced to pay back his student loans by working on a game preserve in Alaska? Or am I the only one?
                            "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                            • #59
                              the plot thickens when they're kidnapped by a Latin american drug lord that digs underage girls.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Albert Speer
                                provost:

                                great so they'll aim for my head! what fun!
                                Kevlar balaclava as well?
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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