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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
You need a tree for the sloth, I don't think it likes it in your apartment.
It got a grip on one of its rescuers and pulled his collarbone clean out of his body."I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum
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Take a look at those gigantic hook-shaped claws.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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Laz,
Kman,
There's a tree in your apartment? Or is it in the courtyard of the apartment building?(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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Sloths as a pet? Apart from the illegality of that, I imagine that the reality of it would be somewhat dissappointing.
Fetching you a drink would take a sloth, at its top speed of 0.5 metres per second on the ground, would take quite a while. Admittedly, it's slightly faster in the tree, but then it only moves for pee-trips to the ground.
They sleep for 15 hours a day. Like hamsters, but bigger. Oh, and smellier. They cultivate mosses in their fur. And yeah, watch out for the claws.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Sloths as a pet? Apart from the illegality of that, I imagine that the reality of it would be somewhat dissappointing.
Fetching you a drink would take a sloth, at its top speed of 0.5 metres per second on the ground, would take quite a while. Admittedly, it's slightly faster in the tree, but then it only moves for pee-trips to the ground.
They sleep for 15 hours a day. Like hamsters, but bigger. Oh, and smellier. They cultivate mosses in their fur. And yeah, watch out for the claws.
Ignore the evil Wombat-man."I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!
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I want a pet Ewok
"I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
- BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum
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