Sloths

[Kramerman]

Im sorry guys, but i cant help this. Its just I have fallen in love with these creatures... sloths.
They are so cute and lovable and cool. My friends and I are seriously gonna try and get a pet sloth for our apartment even tho they arent exactly legal.
We are gonna try and find a buck-toothed sloth, and name him Charlie.
If we cant find one of those, we are gonan name him Narf.
I look forward to dressing him in go-go hats, and swaet shirts, giving him a skateboard and teaching him simple tricks, like fetching me drinks and tucking me in at night.
If possible I wanna try and teach him some simple speech, so he can make fun of people.
If you dont know much about these creatures, as i didnt just a few short days ago (an animal planet show opened my eyes to the wonderful world of the sloth), then i highly suggest look em up.
In the mean time here are some cool sloth pictures ;D

[Kramerman]

it would also be cool if we can find a hairless sloth, they would look just like aliens! We may shave ours, but I bet that would get tiresome since they are so furry. We may dip it in acid to remove his hair permanently.

[Theben]

Some think God or 42 is the ultimate answer. In reality, the ultimate answer is, "The three-toed sloth".

[mrmitchell]

Let's all hope that this is a drunken Kramerman's idea of a joke.

[Hueij]

Resize that ****ing picture

[MichaeltheGreat]

Pic resized.

[Kramerman]

thanks, i didnt know how to do that

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Sloths look a bit retarded.

One word of warning. They've got monster claws and if they get a grip on you the results can be horrible.

[Dis]

sloth- my favourite of the 7 deadly sins.

[KrazyHorse]

Mine's lust.

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Sloths look a bit retarded.

One word of warning. They've got monster claws and if they get a grip on you the results can be horrible.

I dunno, they seem rather passive. I mean this guy i saw just climbed up a tree and grabbed a wild one and carried him down and then kinda just held it like a teddy bear... it just kinda moved around really slowly in a wiggling fashion. I suppose if i encountered an evil sloth i would need to be careful tho

[Mr. Harley]

I'm all for wombats.

[Urban Ranger]

You need a tree for the sloth, I don't think it likes it in your apartment.

[Mr. Harley]

Wombats just tear up your lawn .

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I saw a wildlife programme about animals being located from a flooded area due to dam-building. One was a sloth which they pulled from the water. It got a grip on one of its rescuers and pulled his collarbone clean out of his body.