Givin' up the cancer sticks

[Whaleboy]

Well, EAP and myself both had obsessions and trouble with women called Eleanor Lenore, Eleanora etc etc.

[st_swithin]

If you could go on a 2 week bender after a single glass of sherry, you could be the ultimate cheap date.

[Whaleboy]

Have you ever been to Prague?

[st_swithin]

Is that a trick question?

No, I've never been to Prague. What's in Prague?

[Whaleboy]

Something that could be loosely marketted as sherry that gave me a two day hangover and some very very embarrasing photos...

[st_swithin]

Nice. I had a similar experience involving champagne and Las Vegas.

Photos are only embarassing if you get famous and someone posts them to a tabloid and your mom sees them. I don't have to worry about being famous.

Although if I'm ever in Prague, I'm sure the laws of probability will put copies of said pix into my hands with virtually no effort on my part to obtain them. Then when you get famous, I can blackmail you.

Wow, look how our relationship has already progressed from slightly dysfunctional to nearly psychotic. I wonder if this is how movie screenplays get written.

[Whaleboy]

That plan would only work if I get famous. And as a writer, the more seedy and hedonistic I appear, the better!! I should post my proto-novel "Philosophy" up for the world to admire. I want it to be a "howto" for oral sex...

Wow, look how our relationship has already progressed from slightly dysfunctional to nearly psychotic. I wonder if this is how movie screenplays get written.

It would explain the Cohen brothers...

[st_swithin]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
That plan would only work if I get famous. And as a writer, the more seedy and hedonistic I appear, the better!! I should post my proto-novel "Philosophy" up for the world to admire. I want it to be a "howto" for oral sex...

Read "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" - I think you might enjoy it. Or "Justine" by Donatien Alphonse de Sade. Same thing. Maybe throw in a little Anais Nin while you're at it.

Originally posted by Whaleboy
It would explain the Cohen brothers...

Also explains that jellyish crud they package Spam with.

[Kaak]

wow, could we take the whale boy-swithin love story to another thread?

or maybe get a room

[st_swithin]

Nah, let it be public. That way there's a cameraman, a biographer, and plenty of papparazzi.

[Whaleboy]

...exactly how public?

[Japher]

Is your sig growing again wHALEBOY? Or am I just wiggin' out again?

[Kaak]

whaleboy, my favorite thing about your website is that the text only link is an image

[Whaleboy]

Is your sig growing again wHALEBOY? Or am I just wiggin' out again?

By like two letters... it'll slowly grow under your noses before it takes over the entire forum!!

whaleboy, my favorite thing about your website is that the text only link is an image

I was wondering when someone would notice that!

[monolith94]

I work at a video store, and when the people come up to the counter, within two seconds I can tell if they're smokers or not. It totally works. Sometimes these big fat midwesterners will come up smelling like a 3-pack a day unfiltered fiends, and it's all I can do to not have a visible reaction to the horrific smell.

Yeah, you heard me, horrific.