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    No. No! MINE! MIIIIINE!!! NO! Huh? NO!

    Take a guess who officially entered the verbal confrontation stage of the terrible twos around 8:00pm last Friday?

    Sophie, get off the couch.

    Huh?

    I said, Get Off the Couch.

    No!

    Sophie, I'm not joking!

    MINE! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (as I'm grabbing her).

    Repeat as needed, or 40 times a day, whichever is greater.

    We have no idea where she got the "Huh?" thing, but it is more annoying than the "no's" - we expected blatant refusal, however we were completely unprepared for her acting deaf and dumb. Countermeasures are being swiftly drawn up though, with Mommy's glowering "You know what I said, Young Lady" proving effective in initial testing stages.
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    My neice is still in her terrible 2s, of course she's 4...

    Have fun.

    I think it was three when she started with the "you know what?" thing. Drove us crazy.

    Though she wasn't as bad as my nephew is (he's really 2). He tore off all the wall paper in his room and has found really need things to do with his bugers
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      I guess Your and Laura's parents are having their vengeance from 30~ odd years ago now
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #4
        [David Floyd Mode]

        The use of your state granted monopoly as her recognised guardian is immoral. Her right to property is more important than anything else you might say. The couch is her property and your coercion to remove her is immoral. She has every right to resist you, up to and including the use of thermonuclear weapons provided she entered into a fair contract agreed by both sides to aquire them.

        [/David Floyd Mode]
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
        -Richard Dawkins

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        • #5
          But conversely she says "thank you" quite a bit, as well as being a very friendly baby who says "hi" and "bye" to everybody.

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          • #6
            Eh, she really isn't a baby any more. Gotta stop calling her that.

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            • #7
              If you think "huh" is annoying now, just wait till she's 16.
              Hormone induced attitude.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                She'll always be your baby... but they do respond to being called a "big girl" at that age.
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Still, how long until you teach her to type and she starts posting on Poly?
                  Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                  -Richard Dawkins

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                  • #10
                    I just realised I "huh?"ed a colleague earlier about a question and said I'd talk to him later and never did, that was several hours ago.
                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                    We've got both kinds

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                    • #11
                      Well, we just bought her first computer game the other day "Dora the Explorer's Animal Adventures", otherwise known as "fun with clicking."

                      Poly will probably be a couple of years, though she loves talking on the phone and will keep you entertained for hours if you let her.

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                      • #12
                        huh?
                        Long time member @ Apolyton
                        Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                        • #13
                          You know what I said, young lady!

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                          • #14
                            Huh? Is a "buying time" word. Like when I tell my 3 year old kid:" time for bed now." Huh? comes automaticly....just like, time to clean up your room, time to eat, time to go, time to get dressed....

                            I hear "huh?" atleast 3 times a day...It comes with the " I tell you what to do" after....well...around 3 and a half years old.

                            Spec.
                            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                            • #15
                              No he's telling me to clean up MY room, put my shoes in the closet and so on....

                              What can I do, he's right!!

                              Sigh...

                              Spec.
                              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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