And when it's late, we can all get fired up and hate the poor people for making us feel guilty for our good fortune.. and hop on to my minivan I use to drive my kids to soccer practise and beat up homeless people Norman Bates style. I have masks for everyone, those weird Japanese splatter movie style masks. 'Say Arigato you poor bastard' *BLONK!*
Then we can get the back to the house, and load the kids to the minivan. We trick them there to get drive-in food, and accidentally drive next to the homeless people we trashed and stop the car. 'You see Mark? That what's going to happen to you, if you don't make good grades. You see? That's what happens if you start using drugs. Look closely. LOOK! STAY IN SCHOOL MARK, STAY IN SCHOOL!!!! Ok let's get you those burgers..'
Or we can just forget the last part of the party if someone feels it's not cool.
Then we can get the back to the house, and load the kids to the minivan. We trick them there to get drive-in food, and accidentally drive next to the homeless people we trashed and stop the car. 'You see Mark? That what's going to happen to you, if you don't make good grades. You see? That's what happens if you start using drugs. Look closely. LOOK! STAY IN SCHOOL MARK, STAY IN SCHOOL!!!! Ok let's get you those burgers..'
Or we can just forget the last part of the party if someone feels it's not cool.
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