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  • #16
    Fez, would you like to be in charge of our helicopter squadron?
    In da butt.
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    • #17
      Hell no... I want B-52s... better yet... are any of those AC-130s flying?
      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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      • #18
        Come on.. AC-130s don't belong to real Rambo missions...too advanced!
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #19
          Well the One 25mm GAU-12 Gatling gun (1,800 rounds per minute), one L60 40mm Bofors cannon (100 shots per minute), one M102 105mm cannon (6-10 rounds per minute) say differently.
          For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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          • #20
            Too much land to occupy. You lack the manpower if you don't conscript, which would be fatal for Bush if he wants a second term.
            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
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            • #21
              Who says the US needs to occupy it? I thought leveling it would be enough?
              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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              • #22
                Re: Iran Puts In Request To Be Smoked Next

                Originally posted by SlowwHand
                I'll wait around and give "----" and "------" some time to come whinetailing around about the fact Iran is full of jackasses; and how somehow, someway this is that bastard Bush's fault.
                not yet.
                justice is might

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                • #23
                  Iran better hurry with its nukes.

                  Though with someone like Bushie in the White House, I wonder if it'll have any affect at all
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Fez
                    Who says the US needs to occupy it? I thought leveling it would be enough?
                    Why do I read these posts, and hear Foghorn Leghorn, Prissy the Hen, and widdle Henwy Hawk's voices in my head?
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                    • #25
                      Because your kid has them on TV in the next room?
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Starchild
                        Why bother smoking Iran? Iraq's still burning.
                        So it fits.
                        If the wind Direction is the right one,
                        you can smoke Iran with the smoke from burning Iraq
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                        • #27
                          I know!!!! raise and army in Afganistan and in Iraq and tell the two countries to go to war with Iran, any land they occupy is thiers!

                          and if all else fails, carpet bomb!!! (maybe throw a nuke or two in)

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                          • #28
                            you know, if we invade and occupy from bases in afghanistan and iraq, we could set up our very own big swath of land in the area.

                            the west asian protectorate under united state administration, stretching from pakistan to saudi arabia, a veritable melting pot of peoples.
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                            • #29
                              You know, its all bush's fault for failing at diplomacy..

                              Is that what you wanted to hear?
                              ~I like eggs.~

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                              • #30
                                Anyone care to estimate how much conflict with Iran would cost the US taxpayer? Enough to affect the next Presidential election perhaps?
                                Never give an AI an even break.

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