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  • Iran Puts In Request To Be Smoked Next

    I'll wait around and give "----" and "------" some time to come whinetailing around about the fact Iran is full of jackasses; and how somehow, someway this is that bastard Bush's fault.


    Iran Won't Give Al Qaeda Intelligence to U.S.
    1 hour, 19 minutes ago
    By Parinoosh Arami

    TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran said Wednesday it would not share intelligence with the United States about al Qaeda members it is holding and dismissed U.S. charges that anti-American fighters were slipping across its borders into Iraq (news - web sites).

    U.S. Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage said on Tuesday Washington was prepared to resume limited contacts with the Iranian government but that relations would not improve until Tehran shared intelligence on al Qaeda.

    "We don't have any relations with American security services so there is no reason to do anything on this issue," government spokesman Abdollah Ramazanzadeh told a weekly news conference.

    President Mohammad Khatami (news - web sites) rebuffed a call by President Bush (news - web sites) Tuesday for Iran and Syria to tighten their borders to stop fighters crossing into Iraq.

    "The accusations are not new, they have always made such baseless charges," Khatami told reporters.

    The U.S. has attributed an upsurge in violence in Iraq in part to foreign fighters that the U.S. military has numbered between 1,000 and 3,000.

    Washington broke off talks with Tehran over Iran's neighbors Afghanistan (news - web sites) and Iraq in May after accusing Iran of sheltering al Qaeda members behind bombings in Saudi Arabia on May 12 which killed 35 people, including nine Americans.

    Iran denies cooperating with al Qaeda and says it has caught and extradited hundreds of suspected members of Osama bin Laden (news - web sites)'s network who fled from Afghanistan and Pakistan in the last two years.

    PRACTICAL STEPS

    Ramazanzadeh noted that Armitage's comments on resuming talks with Iran were the first such remarks from a U.S. official for some time but added that Tehran was waiting for Washington to take "practical steps" to improve relations.

    "It is not possible to threaten a country, to block its assets, to accuse it and then want talks," he said.

    Washington broke ties with Tehran shortly after the 1979 Islamic revolution. Low-level talks have occasionally taken place in third countries to discuss specific issues but neither side has made a concerted effort to normalize relations.

    In Iran, restoring ties with the country religious leaders refer to as the "Great Satan" is considered a virtually taboo subject and government officials rarely confirm that contacts with U.S. officials have taken place.

    The U.S. administration has described Iran as part of an "axis of evil" with Iraq and North Korea (news - web sites) and accused it on trying to develop nuclear weapons.

    Political analysts in Tehran said Iran's recent decision to agree to tougher inspections of its nuclear sites and suspend uranium enrichment may have encouraged Washington to resume its dialogue with Tehran.

    Events in Iraq, where anti-American attacks blamed by some on foreign fighters show little sign of fizzling out, are another motivating factor for Washington, they said.

    Tehran last week handed over to the United Nations (news - web sites) Security Council a list of more than 200 names of al Qaeda members it has recently extradited to their home countries.

    Washington dismissed the Iranian move, saying Iran should turn over all al Qaeda members to the United States, their country of origin or third countries.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    Smoked with what?
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • #3
      Guard pigs!
      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      • #4
        May Allah have mercy on their souls!
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          Various option are at our disposal.
          Since, the people I have in mind, don't like cluster bombs, let's go with that option.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Why bother smoking Iran? Iraq's still burning.
            Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
            -Richard Dawkins

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            • #7
              Smoking can be hazardous to your health. Especially chain smoking.
              When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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              • #8
                When the going gets tough the tough gets going. I send ... send Susie Q's!
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  Iran is to be smoked? That's one expensive cigarette.

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                  • #10
                    I hope Allah is wearing kevlar

                    Not again.. it made good TV and debates the last time round, now its getting boring.
                    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                    • #11
                      how 'bout rolling them a big, huge blunt?

                      they'll be up in smoke in no time.
                      B♭3

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                      • #12
                        its obviously a Zionist plot - first Iran will be smoked, than consumed on a bagel with cream cheese.
                        "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                        • #13
                          It's not that expensive if it's done right. And it done right, there's nothing left smoking.

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                          • #14
                            wooo black betty bambalam black betty had a child bambalam the damn thing gone wild... ok I need to stop singing. Get ready! Pack your full gears, two days fire supplies and get that oil away from your guns, everybody ready in 10 minutes! DinoDoc, You are responsible for ordering stakes and beers via helicopter no further than 1KM from LZ the coming night, do you read me? AND DON'T FORGET THE MUSIC! Sloww, you are in charge of handling our air superiority from the ground, we will establish our one man war room for you. Take'em all out! And YOU make sure Slowws beers are COLD and they don't run out in that war room, son! Or you'll be pushing papers the rest of your life!

                            And the rest of you mofos, LOCK AND LOAD! I'll be on point, since I want to make the first kill. Man behind me will carry the camera at all times, and take excellent pictures of me taking enemies down like duck game in the amusement park. I want to see myself on my better side, catch the flame out of the pipe, and don't you dare to take pictures when my eyes are closed. LET'S ROLL!
                            Iran will be on its knees in less than a day.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              BOMB THE TO HELL! They won't get virgins there.

                              Where are the B-52s?
                              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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