I'm thinking stefu and Laz should go into business together. stefu finds the insanity, and Laz makes it even funnier to read about.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Yiff???Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Last week, I though to myself, why not try and get a site onto Something Awful's awful link of the day article. Shouldn't be too hard. So I thought, what site could I do? And I quickly ruled out Goth poetry, slashy wrist type stuff, because people might think I was being serious, and that would be a Bad Thing. So I thought, what does SA hate most. And I thought "furrys". But I needed a new twist to the classic furry site. And so I thought, hmm I haven't seen any sites combining furrys with Sci-Fi!
So I thought maybe I'd photoshop some Chewbacca, ewok and jabba the hut porn and stuff; then I thought why stick to Star Wars, why not StarTrek? Everyone loves tribbles, and they must screw like rabbits to breed so fast (in fact they're hermaphrodites, but we dont care about details).
So then I can expand to other universes, Kzinti, and Puppeteers and whatever aliens you like, etc
And so I started off drawing in earnest. Everyone's seen hentai, how hard can it be to emulate it? Especially with litte furry dudes. So i started simple. A tribble. A little ball of fur. Easy
Ok, got the head, check.
"Torso", check
I got half-way through drawing my first tribble anus, gaping and dripping with tribble-spunk, and I had an entirely different thought...
DEAR GOD WHAT AM I DOING!"!??!?!?!?
There are some places you just have to draw the line, and tribble porn is WAY over the line. I abandoned that idea. Some things are not worth doing, even to get on the front page of Something Awful.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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Waitwaitwait. I just noticed that this happens in NORWAY. Not in America where weirdness is par for the course, in NORWAY.
IT'S GETTING CLOSER TO ME
AARGH"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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Originally posted by Stefu
Waitwaitwait. I just noticed that this happens in NORWAY. Not in America where weirdness is par for the course, in NORWAY.
IT'S GETTING CLOSER TO ME
AARGH
I'd kick his arse though, him being a "babyfur" and allCSPA
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I'd kick his arse though"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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