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yes but then you can shoot out the tire
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You forgot the ultimate Dutch trick: wait till a policecar comes by, stop them, tell them your problem and then they'll get a whatchamacallit (don't know the English term) from their trunk and cut the lock open.Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
and bicycles and locks are a dutchmans trade:
just follow the steps:
1. kick the lock and try it again
2. kick the lock again and try it again
3. use Freon or liqued nitroygn
4. if 3 isnt possibly then try a saw
5. kick the lock and try it again
6. if only attached with the wheel leave the wheel there and take the rest of the bike.
7. ask the first addict you see walking around to use there Bicycle stealing equiment to get you bike
8. steal another bike
I really saw this happen once and also saw the rightfull owner return a couple of minutes later, only to find his bike gone. I didn't tell him that the police unlocked it for the guy that stole it
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again...Comment
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i knew i forgot one
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The horrorOriginally posted by Hueij
I really saw this happen once and also saw the rightfull owner return a couple of minutes later, only to find his bike gone. I didn't tell him that the police unlocked it for the guy that stole it
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