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    Gosh Darnit!

    My freakin' Kyptonite bicycle u-lock is broken . . . in the locked position!!! Somehow or another, the two notches in the lock aren't aligned, so I can't insert my circular key and open the lock. So my bike is locked up at the library, probably until payday (Friday). So I have to walk home from work tonight (yes, I'm at work, I took a break to drop some stuff off at the library), and back to work tomorrow. Hopefully $26 is enough to get the lock off. Hopefully a locksmith can even get the damn thing off. And it's gonna rain tonight. Oh bugger!

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    that sucks...

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    • #3
      you can take off bike locks with liquid nitrogen and saws I think

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      • #4
        I did it with my capitalist telekinetic powers, you communists should realized that you are always under siege.
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        • #5
          Outstanding Job Lefty, you shall be the first recipient of the "Hero of the AECCP(tm)"
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          • #6
            freon and a cold chisel.
            -30-

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            • #7
              This sucks. Is there no guarantee on your lock?
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              • #8
                So what are the odds that a cop will come by when your trying to cut the lock off?
                What if your words could be judged like a crime? "Creed, What If?"

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                • #9
                  Like I have liquid nitrogen handy.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    "Honest officer, this IS my bike!"

                    "Sure it is bud, if you'll just come with me."
                    What if your words could be judged like a crime? "Creed, What If?"

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                    • #11
                      and bicycles and locks are a dutchmans trade:
                      just follow the steps:
                      1. kick the lock and try it again
                      2. kick the lock again and try it again
                      3. use Freon or liqued nitroygn
                      4. if 3 isnt possibly then try a saw
                      5. kick the lock and try it again
                      6. if only attached with the wheel leave the wheel there and take the rest of the bike.
                      7. ask the first addict you see walking around to use there Bicycle stealing equiment to get you bike
                      8. steal another bike
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                      • #12
                        I tried a crowbar on the lock, so kicking it isn't gonna do much good.

                        I don't have a hack saw or liquid nitrogen. Freon is no longer sold in the U.S. I use the lock properly, locking the wheel and body with the lock.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          then go to step 8
                          Bunnies!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Like I have liquid nitrogen handy.
                            I fidn Liquid helium to be a sueirior refrigerant. Use LOX is want something spectacular to happen.
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                            • #15
                              the obvious answer is to use a gun.

                              guns are plentiful in our decadent capitalist society. just ask a kid to borrow his.

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