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  • #31
    a snitch, a stool pigeon.
    -30-

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    • #32
      A two-timer, a brown-noser
      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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      • #33
        No Viagra for him.


        So, Doc, does Viagra give you one of those raging teenage veins bursting at the seems erections where your little willy is bouncing up and down with your pulse or does it just give you a flaccid old man standing but good breeze would knock it down.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #34
          Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.
          "monitored" = "laughed at by everyone"
          Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
          "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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          • #35
            I'd feel pretty weird if I were a nurse who was told to monitor the erections of six teenagers.
            "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              No Viagra for him.


              So, Doc, does Viagra give you one of those raging teenage veins bursting at the seems erections where your little willy is bouncing up and down with your pulse or does it just give you a flaccid old man standing but good breeze would knock it down.
              It would give me the former, but everyone knows that lefties never "acheive" anything more than the later.
              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
                It would give me the former, but everyone knows that lefties never "acheive" anything more than the later.
                My girlfriend doesn't know that I guess I should tell her
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #38
                  I'm just impressed that, in a discussion about teenage erections, Doc managed to mock someone's politics.
                  "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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                  • #39
                    What good is it to talk about erections unless you get to make fun of somebody?
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #40
                      Doc: regardless of political ideas, wouldn't an overdose Viagra be quite dangerous; blood pressure reduction and stuff? I mean, these fellas might have taken several pills to become extra manly...
                      The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
                        Doc: regardless of political ideas, wouldn't an overdose Viagra be quite dangerous; blood pressure reduction and stuff? I mean, these fellas might have taken several pills to become extra manly...
                        I suppose, yet I've never heard of someone overdosing. At 8 to 10 dollars a pill very few people in our income braket are going to choose Viagra to OD on.
                        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Dr Strangelove


                          No. It helps dilate the vessels in the penis, enabling someone who has circulatory problems to establish and maintain an erection. It doesn't enlarge the penis, the size of which is predetermined according to the grace of the almighty....or satan, but it may prolong the erection. Personally I don't need the stuff; I'm a natural.

                          I wonder why these kids felt they needed the stuff. Kids that age generally don't need any help getting an erection. It must be a British thing. Maybe they're Protestants. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, grin, grin, know what I mean, know what I mean?
                          i have an erection
                          -connorkimbro
                          "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

                          -theonion.com

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