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    "I said raise your hands! Your HANDS!"

    Source: cnn.com

    LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Six British schoolboys were rushed to the hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said Thursday.

    Paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank, a spokesperson for Forest School in Winnersh, in southern England, said.

    The local education authority said they think the student took the pills from home and brought them to the all-boys school where he shared them with five friends.

    The school has a no drugs policy and the students likely will face punishment, especially the student who brought the pills into school, the education authority said.

    The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

    Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.

    The effects of Viagra are typically felt for up to 4 hours, according to viagra.com.


    Ahh, those zany Brits...
    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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  • #2
    The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

    how very subtle.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #3
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #4
        What's wrong about getting Viagra anyway?

        I'm not talking about THAT
        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

        Asher on molly bloom

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        • #5
          First of all, there was utterly no reason to haul them off to a hospital. Viagra is one of the most benign drugs we dole out these days. Even though package inserts contain warnings about the use of Viagra in patients with active heart disease long term studies completed in the years since it was released show that our fears that it might lower a man's blood pressure enought to compromise narrowed coronary arteries were groundless. The likelihood that a 13 year old would have ischemic heart disease is very, very, very small. The drug would have worn off by the 4th or 5th hour anyway.

          Secondly, if they had been wearing baggy pants like most American kids no one would have noticed. OTOH if they had been wearing traditional school uniforms, complete with jackets, then they could have just buttoned up. I mean, 13 year old boys just aren't that well endowed.
          "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
            13 year old boys just aren't that well endowed.
            But Viagra is the magic pill, right ?

            BTW, when is the growth of the penis supposed to begin and to end?
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #7
              If they start taking to the hospital teenagers having erections...
              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

              Asher on molly bloom

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              • #8
                BTW, when is the growth of the penis supposed to begin and to end?

                Don't you worry, one day it will start for you too
                I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                Asher on molly bloom

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Datajack Franit
                  Don't you worry, one day it will start for you too
                  I'm actually wondering when it will end
                  "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                  "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                  "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                  • #10


                    I love the thread title.

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                    • #11
                      Spiffor, mine never ended. I'm worried, I'm already tripping to it all the time.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        Pekka:
                        Foot masturbation ?
                        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                        • #13
                          British children are taking viagra, a French judge was...pleasuring himself in the courtroom...

                          What is Europe coming to?!
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                          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                          • #14
                            spiffor, try meat strangler!
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              Pekka:
                              Foot masturbation ?

                              that was in coupling, second series. episode, "gotcha".
                              B♭3

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