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  • #16
    Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
    British children are taking viagra, a French judge was...pleasuring himself in the courtroom...

    What is Europe coming to?!
    Since we can't agree on foreign policy, at least we try to agree on bizarre sex
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Datajack Franit
      If they start taking to the hospital teenagers having erections...
      OH GOD!!! I'VE OVERDOSED ON DIHYDROUS OXIDE!! NOOOOOO!!!
      -30-

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      • #18
        a question about viagra. . . does it increase a persons size at all? or does it only cause an erection?
        -connorkimbro
        "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

        -theonion.com

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        • #19
          I want to know why their gay ass teacher is busy inspecting his students for hard ons. I'm serious! If they have or do not have a hard on it is none of that teachers business!
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by connorkimbro
            a question about viagra. . . does it increase a persons size at all? or does it only cause an erection?
            It just gives you a raging hard on.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by connorkimbro
              a question about viagra. . . does it increase a persons size at all? or does it only cause an erection?
              No. It helps dilate the vessels in the penis, enabling someone who has circulatory problems to establish and maintain an erection. It doesn't enlarge the penis, the size of which is predetermined according to the grace of the almighty....or satan, but it may prolong the erection. Personally I don't need the stuff; I'm a natural.

              I wonder why these kids felt they needed the stuff. Kids that age generally don't need any help getting an erection. It must be a British thing. Maybe they're Protestants. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, grin, grin, know what I mean, know what I mean?
              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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              • #22
                Doc:
                Do you never use smilies ?
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Spiffor

                  Since we can't agree on foreign policy, at least we try to agree on bizarre sex
                  Make love, not war!
                  Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                  Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                  • #24
                    thats great!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Spiffor
                      Doc:
                      Do you never use smilies ?
                      You bet! I was in a hurry though.
                      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                      • #26
                        I still think that teacher is some sort of sexual pervert. Why was he inspecting his students for erections?

                        That he works in an all boys school make it even worse. It's almost like he's a closet pedophile.
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #27
                          I don't think that the teacher was particularly looking for erections. He was informed of the dare by another student, and, thus, when he went to question the boys, it probably stood out.
                          "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
                          "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
                          "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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                          • #28
                            As if a normal teenager would just tell an adult, let alone a teacher "look, I have an erection and I don't want it"
                            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                            Asher on molly bloom

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                            • #29
                              Oerdin:

                              Paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank, a spokesperson for Forest School in Winnersh, in southern England, said.
                              No more homophobic comments...its obvious that they are unwarrented here
                              "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                              ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                              "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                              • #30
                                what a tattle-tale (is that spelled right?)

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