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  • #31
    Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
    Yes. Have you ever seen Texan women?
    Something that might change your mind
    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

    Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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    • #32
      Have you ever seen Swedish women? I'd have to take the 100 Swedish women (2 at a time).
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #33
        **** the Swedish birds. If I wanted incomprehensible *****es with small tits, I could just walk outside.
        KH FOR OWNER!
        ASHER FOR CEO!!
        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
          **** the Swedish birds.
          That would be the general idea.
          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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          • #35
            A local radio station is running a competition where you get points for George Bush sightings - 2000 for a fully body sighting, 500 for his head, 100 for his hand etc.

            One local got disqualified this morning for falsely claiming he'd seen George Bush last night in the suburb of Kambah
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by MikeH


              No! That's my point.

              I'm dissappointed I haven't been shouted at by any Texans yet.
              We are too much in awe of your culture.

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              • #37
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #38
                  Even when it comes to their women?


                  Apparently Swedish women have the smallest average brests in Europe... at least that is what a study said .

                  I'd prefer a nice Swiss lass, myself .
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                    **** the Swedish birds. If I wanted incomprehensible *****es with small tits, I could just walk outside.
                    When did you move back to Nebraska?
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by MikeH


                      To find more fertile land to farm?
                      I thought that was fertile women to plough.
                      He's got the Midas touch.
                      But he touched it too much!
                      Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                      • #41
                        Highlights of the Bush visit thus far

                        - some idiot had a car accident on the Presidential motorcade route just before they were planning to close it to normal traffic

                        - Apparently the Secret Service calls the President "Plotus". This prompted one wag to note that would make the First Lady "Flotus".

                        - 2 senators got ejected from Parliament
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Verto
                          We are too much in awe of your culture.
                          See, you're trying to be sarcastic but you obviously don't even understand what culture is.
                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • #43
                            He 's comming to see us soon, that is going to be fun!
                            Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
                            Douglas Adams (Influential author)

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                            • #44
                              Yeah, I'm sure all the ridiculously over the top left wing morons from Socialist Worker will have some kind of riot and make my nice moderate leftishness look bad.

                              This trolling is fun, I see why people like it so much.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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                              • #45
                                Will any of your MP's interject?
                                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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