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  • #16
    No, Datajack Franit. That's incorrect.


    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #17
      Originally posted by TCO
      The boy was not spraying. he was starting to go after his sister with his little aroused wee-wee though.
      To keep it clean, years ago we had a male that had been "fixed" and he got a "LITTLE PINK " going on but not the so called FULL MONTY ..ANYWAY he got behind a female kitty and tried..but only got his groovethang going forward and stopped..with the female kittys fur in his mouth..GROWLING & HOWLING he was just hunched forward..never did it..just went forward...

      Funny frickin Hiliarious!!

      I finally pulled him off her..she was in heat and was, as far as I can remember...left unfullfilled..

      Me and the wife, not wanting to embarrass our Waldo (The male) congratulated him on being THE MAN!!

      Peace

      Grandpa Troll
      Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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      • #18
        I have 2 cats:

        Tango

        &

        Cash.

        ACK!
        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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        • #19
          He is going crazy. Purring more than usual. I used to htink he was a bad seed. But now I love him...

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          • #20
            LOL thank you so much!

            Actually don't worry, I'm keeping 3 kitties at home until they won't need their mother anymore, then I've found already some new parents to them

            For the 3 remaining, those are homeless cats that don't live at home, but I'm going to lure them and get them- can't let them live a miserable life
            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

            Asher on molly bloom

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            • #21
              good man. Winter is coming.

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              • #22
                Mods: please change title to "Owned By Cats Discussuion Thread"

                My purrrr-fect fur ball plays games with us. She'll wait 'til she has food in her bowl before going out... or scratches the bedroom door at 5am. Cute little beast .
                cIV list: cheats
                Now watch this drive!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by MattH

                  My purrrr-fect fur ball plays games with us. She'll wait 'til she has food in her bowl before going out... or scratches the bedroom door at 5am. Cute little beast .
                  Odd thing Fluffy has started doing recently..around 4:00 am she just starts talking..then comes up on bed..walks (sometimes stepping on our face) around our pillows and then lies back down

                  My guess is that I do SNORE and have been told quite loud..so maybe shes awoke by that and trying to shut up my face!!

                  Peace

                  Grandpa Troll
                  Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                  • #24
                    My cat Tango, plays fetch with soda bottle caps.

                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                    • #25
                      Let's see... My partner and I currently live with 4 cats:

                      Lucca (Male) 17 years old

                      Hoover (Female) 8 years old

                      Gabby (Female) 8 years old (sister of Hoover)

                      Sisyphus (Male) 5 years old. He's my baby...always wants to be held and still wants to suckle on my nipples. I call him "Sissy" but my partner calls him "Phus."

                      However, in a few weeks my best friend will be moving in with us and he has 2 cats:

                      Lady (Female) 7 years old

                      Buddy (Male) 3 1/2 years old

                      All our cats are "fixed" and declawed (front). They are also strictly indoor cats.

                      Gawd, we need to get a bigger house!
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                      • #26
                        Merlin and Grey (aka Gandalf) send out their purrs to all your kitties.

                        Now if only they would stop jumping on my face and meowing at 4 am 'cause they're bored.
                        Fitz. (n.) Old English
                        1. Child born out of wedlock.
                        2. Bastard.

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                        • #27
                          Wittlich is the crazy old cat lady!
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #28
                            Nah, he's just a gay man
                            I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                            Asher on molly bloom

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                              Wittlich is the crazy old cat lady!


                              Touche' Chegitz! This is exactly my worse fear!
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                              "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                              "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
                              ____________________________

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                              • #30
                                my last cat died my senior year of highschool

                                Iw as going away to college so I did not get another one

                                and I still haven't gotten one

                                I would like to though

                                Jon Miller
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