"and guess how i lost her? she said i wasn't physical enough for her. She wished I would hold her more often and kiss her more often. Am I a Darwin awards candidate?"
Yes.
"whoah there self biased... i would go all out trying to get her.
(assuming she's upstanding, moral, a virgin, and always sober)"


Whew! Fun stuff! I have one picture of an ex, but it's of such a crappy resolution that I'm not even going to bother.
Yes.
"whoah there self biased... i would go all out trying to get her.
(assuming she's upstanding, moral, a virgin, and always sober)"


Whew! Fun stuff! I have one picture of an ex, but it's of such a crappy resolution that I'm not even going to bother.
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