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and guess how i lost her? she said i wasn't physical enough for her. She wished I would hold her more often and kiss her more often. Am I a Darwin awards candidate?
And you probably worried that you were overdoing it? 
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And you probably worried that you were overdoing it?
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i really thought this would be a good idea... people posting their regrets and ****
Come on Timex... let's see Bertha, your 375 lb ex
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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i think you'd look better if you grew out your sideburns and lost the moustache and stubble altogether. Women like a more polished look."Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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pleading the fifth. we all know how much trouble i'd be in if i started posting things like that. howsabout this other girl i'm trying to land at the moment?Attached FilesI wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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no they don't Orange...
but there, you saw zin like you wanted to."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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whoah there self biased... i would go all out trying to get her.
(assuming she's upstanding, moral, a virgin, and always sober)"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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well, depends on the girl you're trying to land I suppose...no they don't Orange...
yeah, only about 6 months latebut there, you saw zin like you wanted to.
Nice figure, and good skin
...oh, and she has big lips! 
Still talk to her?
Self - first time in a while that I've felt the urge to say "hubba hubba""Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Orange:
When i mentioned to someone how i basically lost her cause i wasn't physical enough his re-action was... with those DSLs (something sucking lips) and that athletic, hour-glass body that stay full in certain areas (ahem...), i would have really enjoyed getting physical with that.
(albert speer shoots himself in the head)"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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**evil grin**Attached FilesI wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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DSL. indeed.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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self:
please... no more pictures from your porno collection... they don't count as girlfriends
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Do they have to be exes?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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i swear. i'm not making this up. they seem to be beating a path to my door. i've had passes made at me from just about every angle over the last four days....
FINALLY! the dharmic cycle swings into my favor. i wonder if i could get a stick, so i can say that i've got more girls going after me than i could shake a stick at... **evil grin**I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Albert, don't tell me you didn't want to slap that nice, black boo-tay...If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.Comment
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that was insensitive, cheap watch boy"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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