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  • #16
    Originally posted by Q Cubed
    did you know it only takes seven pounds per square inch to crush a testicle?
    thats still 700 PSI for my babies

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Q Cubed
      did you know it only takes seven pounds per square inch to crush a testicle?
      please don't make me even think about that
      "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
      "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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      • #18
        yeah, there was this lawsuit filed once in the states. don't remember where, but this guy sat on the loo, only to have part of it break and crush his testiclites.

        obviously, he wasn't too happy.
        B♭3

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        • #19
          omg that's horrible accident..
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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          • #20
            so, laz, aren't you glad you aren't that poor sap?

            B♭3

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            • #21
              Originally posted by The Andy-Man
              its ok, by the time you are old, your wife should have cut them off
              I'm getting pressure in that direction.
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Q Cubed
                yeah, there was this lawsuit filed once in the states. don't remember where, but this guy sat on the loo, only to have part of it break and crush his testiclites.

                obviously, he wasn't too happy.
                AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


                *ted falls on the floor and rolls around in agony*

                AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #23
                  Immortal Wombat

                  *starts whistling morale-boosting song*
                  Odds are that I'm the only one who got that one IW.

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                  • #24
                    I have a problem sitting on my penis though. It is so long and huge it just gets in the way

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                    • #25
                      That's because you're tiny.
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Q Cubed
                        yeah, there was this lawsuit filed once in the states. don't remember where, but this guy sat on the loo, only to have part of it break and crush his testiclites.
                        *cringe* *shiver*
                        (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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                        (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by SlowwHand
                          When I first glimpsed the title, I thought it said "inanimate".
                          Same thing, I guess.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #28
                            This is definately funny.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
                              *starts whistling morale-boosting song*

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                              • #30
                                Re: The effect of old age on intimate male bodily parts

                                Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                                I have just sat on my testicles. Ow, etc.
                                I just damn near choked on my beef jerky while reading that.
                                "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

                                "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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