The effect of old age on intimate male bodily parts

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I have just sat on my testicles. Ow, etc.

What worries me most is that fact that as one gets older, things start heading south. If they swing lower, the risk must increase.

This forum's got plenty of old gits, so here's my query. Is this event one I must start viewing with an air of dreary inevitability?

[Drogue]

Ouch! I *really* hope not

[The Andy-Man]

its ok, by the time you are old, your wife should have cut them off

[Starchild]

My plan of freezing myself at 30 until old age and death are cured sounds better and better.

[Dis]

you must have really long testicles

[Ted Striker]

Sometimes mine is so long I have to put a shoe on it

[FrustratedPoet]

Do you only have one, Ted?

[Immortal Wombat]

*starts whistling morale-boosting song*

[Lefty Scaevola]

I older, but I am part, and they cannot get around far enough to get under my but. They get chafed often enough, however.

[Pekka]

my testicles are the best on Apolyton, hands down!

[Hueij]

Laz, just one of the sad facts of life I'm afraid. No more tight jeans for us anymore

[Sikander]

My dear departed cat seemed to have incredible accuracy when stepping on to my lap, but I'm sure the larger target area had some impact on this tendency.

[SlowwHand]

When I first glimpsed the title, I thought it said "inanimate".
Same thing, I guess.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Starchild
My plan of freezing myself at 30 until old age and death are cured sounds better and better.

It's the height of hubris to assume people in the future would consider you worth thawing

[Q Classic]

did you know it only takes seven pounds per square inch to crush a testicle?